RIP DJDP |
Dj dopepipe a.k.a. -dopey, sleepy, and grumpy, or Freddy 'i'll kill you snitchy mcsnitcherson' Loundes died in his North Georgia residence on saturday June 23 2008. He is survied by . . . well, no one...
Posted by dj dopepipe (died. 1/1/80 - 4/3/08 R.I.P.) on Tue, 20 May 2008 03:56:00 PST |
blood blood and more blood |
so i've started bleeding profusly from basically every orifice on my body and i gotta say there's a couple holes on my body that i didn't nessicarily think counted as orifices but the blood gushes out...
Posted by dj dopepipe (died. 1/1/80 - 4/3/08 R.I.P.) on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:17:00 PST |
the parts i wanna keep |
the thing about cancer is it only seems to eat away at the things that you want to keep. like your genitals or your intestines or your brain. what if i want to get fucked and have a good meal? what if...
Posted by dj dopepipe (died. 1/1/80 - 4/3/08 R.I.P.) on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST |
lumpy and sarah |
so i crapped myself for the first time today which the doctors say is a bad sign. it wasn't so much an accident as i just didn't wanna get out of my hospital bed. i suppose i could've used the bed pan...
Posted by dj dopepipe (died. 1/1/80 - 4/3/08 R.I.P.) on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST |
tango w/ teegle |
it was a moderately pleasant night when the changeling scrapped it's way up from the thick clay of the earth. it was that night he first tasted dark warm blood. the girl fell by the way side naked and...
Posted by dj dopepipe (died. 1/1/80 - 4/3/08 R.I.P.) on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:19:00 PST |
the devil and betty lee |
in 1954 the devil popped up among us in a rare exercise of transubstantiation and made a stop at sun studios in nashville. he recorded the song 'the devil and betty lee' in an afternoon under the simp...
Posted by dj dopepipe (died. 1/1/80 - 4/3/08 R.I.P.) on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:15:00 PST |
v-day |
valentines day is bullshit. st. valentine (one of three famous martyrs in the catholic martyrologies) died in june in africa and no one even knows what killed him. of course nothing reeks of romance m...
Posted by dj dopepipe (died. 1/1/80 - 4/3/08 R.I.P.) on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:58:00 PST |
banished to the boonies |
my cancer treatments aren't going well. they say the tumors have metestisized in my bones and that i might not live through to see summer. i made love to a gay witch doctor on the condition that he'd ...
Posted by dj dopepipe (died. 1/1/80 - 4/3/08 R.I.P.) on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 05:25:00 PST |
i am not a pin up and this is not for sale |
ATTEN. all myspace whores . . . you are total hookers!
didn't your mothers teach any of you any manners? trapsin around in your undergarments like it's 180 degrees outside, put some fuckin' clothes on...
Posted by dj dopepipe (died. 1/1/80 - 4/3/08 R.I.P.) on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:20:00 PST |
things we should be teaching our children |
I was vomiting the other night and it occured to me that there are lessons in life that have to be learned the hard way. obviously the thought had crossed my mind before but this time was different, b...
Posted by dj dopepipe (died. 1/1/80 - 4/3/08 R.I.P.) on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 11:48:00 PST |
