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M Curious &reg

N9NE: learn it, love it, live it.

About Me


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I've been known to flap on occasion, with & without strobe lights
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Is it just me, or do those liquor store surveillance cameras add 10-12 pounds?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Obviously a misunderstanding... I'm Flappers damn it!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Let this be a lesson kids, never be the first one to pass out during a drinking game...

My Interests

Too many to list here, but a large chicken burrito and a side of beans & cheese from Jaimitos Burritos is definitely in my Top9: www.jaimitosburritos.com/
Too bad my boy Dumpy can't handle the authentic stuff...

MySpace pet peeve #9: Fake profiles promoting 'web cams' that constantly spam me with friend requests... no balloon animal for you!
Cy...baseballs make him happy.


Getting turned on by cartoon porn doesn't make you a freak, does it?

I'd like to meet:


The one who inspired me; a true giant in the business...

Now this little hottie really honks my horn...

Cocaine's a helluva drug...

Ah yes, county lock-up, we've all been there Krusty, nothing to be ashamed of...well...except for the anal rape part.

No idea who this is...but I like his style.

Oh man, to get a chance to meet Janine in person and see those tattoos up close...I could die a happy clown.

Music:

I enjoy krumping to a good polka...


Movies:

Comedies, Sci-fi, Horror...and most of the films produced by Vivid Entertainment ;)

By fluctuating the variables you will facilitate your alternatives.

Television:


This sh|t right here is my #1 pet-peeve on myspace...
"*Poser* only accepts add requests from people he/she knows. You must enter either *Poser* 's last name or email address to send your request."

Heroes:

The legend himself...

To be the man, you got to beat the man...
...or at least believe you can...
...or just not give a damn!