Birdy Ph.D. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I like my friends, most of my family and kool-aid. I love my car, my dog, and playing around. I love to take pictures and throw shoes at unsuspecting victims. I am terribly indecisive. I love video games, mostly those that involve driving, killing things, blowing things up or colorful objects. I love movies. Im pretty indiscriminate towards them and you know a movie is bad if I didnt like it. If its not comfortable I wont wear it, unless I'm made to. I love to sing. I dance, but not very often. I love to act, and most people say Im pretty funny. I love animals and have several. Dex is a gazelle (fast running dog) Keir is a moose (big old monster of a dog), and our cat The Bumble. (her real name is Scurvy but people seem to think thats not very nice.)I've moved enough times to know how to do it well and to know that I don't like it. I love fairies and dragons and will wear strange costumes out of the house. I have horns. I have a Ph.D. Seriously. I like to blow things up and shoot things. chickens make me laugh. do you ever wonder if people actually read these things? i hate spiders. brak is great. I really like reading and i have done the artwork for a children's book (info coming soon on that project). I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? Go get one!

My Interests

I am interested in a great many things. Oh yeah, I'm a world class sleeper and am looking for sponsors to send me to the world sleeping championships. Let me know if you would like to donate.

adopt your own virtual pet!i made the duck green because ive never seen a green duck and well... i wanted to see a green duck.

I'd like to meet:

people who like to smile and laugh. people who dont care how odd i am. people who like to make others laugh. and johnny depp beacuse it seems only fair....
Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp
What You Call Him: Big Daddy

Why You Love Him: Because he's your baby daddy Who's Your Daddy?
Your Fortune Is
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

I'm a Ford Mustang!

You're an American classic -- fast, strong, and bold. You're not snobby or pretentious, but you have what it takes to give anyone a run for their money.
"Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
did we expect anything else?! i know i didnt:D I adopted a cute lil' fairy fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Music:

i listen to almost anything, but im a rocker at heart, with a soft spot for weird al. NIN. A Perfect Circle. Incubus. TOOL. Metallica. No More Kings. Showtunes of all types. Mozart. Cake. Frank Sinatra. The Wicked Tinkers. Seamus Kennedy. DVDA. Brak. Flogging Molly. and of course. BLUNTISH AND POINTY... theyre the best

Movies:

so many favorite so little webspace. the pirates of the caribbean movies. team america. BASEketball. Orgazmo. the lord of the rings trilogy. all them star wars movies.boondock saints. happy gilmore. billy madison. the neverending story. finding nemo. monsters inc. the princess bride. willow. legend. GHOSTBUSTERS 1 and 2. stripes. uncle buck. signs. braveheart. the little mermaid. petes dragon. seven brides for seven brothers. little shop of horrors. spongebob squarepants. mulan. mulan rouge. down with love. chicago. willy wonka. peewees big adventure. blazing saddles. space balls. history of the world part 1. the disney version of robin hood. mary poppins. cannibal! the musical. gone in 60 seconds. edward scissorhands. beetlejuice. the goonies. ferris beulers day off. speed. the matrix. sleepy hollow. and loads upon loads more.
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malenthats right! my lightsaber matches my car bitches! thats just how cool i am:D

Television:

I LOVE LUCY is the best, always has been always will be. golden girls. double dare. family guy. futurama. iron chef. pretty much anything on The Discovery Channel. courage the cowardly dog. johnny bravo. spongebob squarepants. i love the show "house" thanks to the olive, we watch it every week.

Books:

the outlander series by diana gabaldon. and recently i have gotten hooked on the stephanie plum novels by Janet evanovich. make me laugh till i fall over *hahaha hahahaha hahahah THUMP* east of the sun and west of the moon, by mercer meyer. the stinky cheese man and other fairly stupid tales. hitch hikers guide.

Heroes:

Lucille Ball, and my mom I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Blog

The Legend Begins...

Simon rolled over with a groan in the early morning sunlight. He dragged his hand through his dark hair and squinted at the clock. Too early, he decided. He stretched his long limbs and groaned again....
Posted by Birdy Ph.D. on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:51:00 PST

Did that really just happen? seriously?

It has been a couple of days now. so i feel that i have moved on from my fear enough to share this experience with you all. (the truth of it is i have been working my ever loving hiney off and this is...
Posted by Birdy Ph.D. on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 12:06:00 PST

The Bird vs. Spider

Okay so here's the deal. Yesterday at work a spider bit me. It wasn't one of them scary black ones. But it had eight legs and eight eyes and scared the shit out of me. So now I'm waiting. Waiting fo...
Posted by Birdy Ph.D. on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:02:00 PST

Cartman

I'm sad. I went to work today. When I came home my mother and I went to walmart to find something that turned out to not be there... oh well we did manage to spend money... that always seems to happe...
Posted by Birdy Ph.D. on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST

I knew better...

This is a blog that is totally pointless. So if you have something better to do, go do it and you can read this later. If you're looking for a deeper existential meaning or some answer to the big...
Posted by Birdy Ph.D. on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

another story from sunrise blvd.

I was driving home from Taffy's house a while ago. It was a saturday night, and all the boys were out with their cars trying to show everyone how cool they are. Well I don't usually go along...
Posted by Birdy Ph.D. on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:48:00 PST

wander and wonder

do you ever feel the need to just go somewhere? nowhere in particular just somewhere. like the act of sitting still is against the order of things? do you ever wonder why you are where you are and how...
Posted by Birdy Ph.D. on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 03:11:00 PST

in case you were wondering

first of all lets get the really important information out of the way. I've seen Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. i love it. so good. cant wait for the third one. so excited. its fabulous. ...
Posted by Birdy Ph.D. on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:44:00 PST

A question for the ages

Today I went to see the new Superman movie. Overall I would say it was pretty good. Kevin Spacey is of course great, he play Lex with a sort of unhinged genius that made me smile and laugh a few times...
Posted by Birdy Ph.D. on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 02:49:00 PST

the end.

I'm tired. I look around and I see people scurrying around in search of pointless shit. Money. Junk. Happiness. OH WAIT. One of these things should NOT be that hard to get. I look at everyone ...
Posted by Birdy Ph.D. on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 05:15:00 PST