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Kirk

DUUUUUUUDE

About Me



1/2 Scottish (1/4 Kirk, 1/4 Hamilton clan)
1/2 East German (Leipzig, Saxony)
I drive a 1969 volkswagon and do cool shit in water
Also the victim of the first jellyfish attack in Monterey County history
...thats pretty much it

My Interests

doin stuff, other than spending my time on this worthless website called myspace where I get a ridiculous amount of friend requests from fat black/mexican girls

I'd like to meet:

Nicole Scherzinger
Erica Campbell
Paola Rey
Genevieve Jolie
Gemma Atkinson
and Aubrey O’Day
...at the same time

Music:

the kinda stuff they used to have on santa cruz x 103.9 before they destroyed rock n' roll

Movies:

Maitre D: Sir, the pool is for decoration, and your friends do not have swimming suits.
Bruce Wayne: They're European.
Maitre D: I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Bruce Wayne: [starts to write a check]
Maitre D: It is not a question of money.
Bruce Wayne: You see, I'm buying this hotel, and uh, setting new rules about the pool area.

- Batman Begins

Todd: DEATH YOU ARE MY BITCH LOVER!!!

-Wedding Crashers (extended edition)

"My name is Cronag, i will show you the way to the castle."

-Dream Quest

Television:

shows....and that shit they play on mtv

Books:

huh?

Heroes:

Jeff Clark
Larid Hamilton
Gerry Lopez
Don Curry
Van Wilder

fuckin A man, I gotta have more cowbell!