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Joe Baine

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About Me

My legal name is Joseph Baine Colvert.

My Interests

oversleeping, the human mind/brain, playing music, avoiding conflict, making records and amends, black/white, gray, altruism, self disclosure, my crew, the reciprocity effect, self deprecation, white noise, midi, siblings, antiquated systems, shoes, the black panther party, 1966, this business of music, interns, crickets, social biology, scarves, pork ribs, free will vs. predestination, calvinism, the color green, the color brown, circular logic, dancing, short socks, trust funds, roller coasters, combo organs, slouching, howard finster, crisp apples, seafood, at-risk youth, therapy, seattle, fender basses with flat wound strings, dippin' dots, personality disorders, ex-cult members, music videos, npr, cigarettes, long showers, sticking it to the man, headline news, sweet and salty, v-neck sweaters, the way cedar smells, nag champa, the collective unconscious, ex-girlfriends, free throws, horn-rimmed glasses, short hair, bertis downs and jefferson holt, daylight savings, sunrises, handclaps and sleigh bells, lectures, ikea, manners, underdogs, butterflies in my stomach, melodies, gentrification, chapstick, handkerchiefs, college towns, listening to all your little problems, ice cold water, recurring dreams, cuddling, rock moves, to-go cups, the south, appalachia, driving around,

I'd like to meet:

Clell Tickle - The Suge Knight of Indie Rock

Music:

Wilco, Beach Boys, The Zombies, Elliott Smith, The Features, Spoon, Smokey Robinson, Sloan, The New Pornographers, The Ink Spots, Pere Ubu, REM, Marty Robbins, XTC, Lou Rawls, Self, Hotpipes, Pavement, Iggy Pop, The Shins, The Band, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Little Stevie Wonder, Phil Spector, The Nuggets Box Sets, Nada Surf, Blur, Kula Shaker, The Sonics, VU, The Selmanaires, How I Became the Jon Burr, Chad McWherther, Belle & Sebastian,

Movies:

Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Last Waltz, Almost Famous, The Muppet Movie, Office Space, The Big Lebowski, I am trying to break your heart, The Last Picture Show, Dig, Dancing Outlaw

Television:

Kicking

Books:

Haven't done much reading in the past several years. Not that I ever did that much of it in the first place. The only book I've ever had the desire to read more than once is Man's Search for Meaning by Victor Frankl.

Heroes:

Mom, Ben Patton, Jason Bullock, Baldwin, Evan Dando

My Blog

Current Moderate Obsessions

The Beverly HillbilliesDespite being pretty much the same joke over and over, this is such a timeless TV program.  Most mornings when I get out of work I can catch back-to-back episodes on WGN. I...
Posted by Joe Baine on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:00:00 PST

Stress Reliever

Here's a tip for all y'all. If you've ever feeling a little burdened by the pressures of life do the following: Make sure it's a pleasant Spring afternoon, roll down your windows, put on some late 60'...
Posted by Joe Baine on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:48:00 PST

My Hot Jams '06 - Side B

Aight, ya'll. Here's the rest of what 2006 sounded like to me. Like I've stated, let me know if you want a copy of this. Be good.Hey Chicken - Loose FurThis was one of favorite discs of the year. Ther...
Posted by Joe Baine on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:09:00 PST

My Hot Jams '06 - Side A

White Collar Boy - Belle & Sebastian2006 was the first in several years that I actually purchased a lot of new music. The Life Pursuit is hands down the best thing I've bought in a long time. Now ...
Posted by Joe Baine on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:03:00 PST

Venice, Bitches!

What's happening folks? Hope everyone is well back in the US&A. So, yeah, I'm in freaking Venice! How cool is that?! We arrived yesterday afternoon after a loooooong journey and finally got some ...
Posted by Joe Baine on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:41:00 PST

Eff the Eastside

"East Nashville - where friendships go to die."-Luke J. SchneiderLet me also add "where you walk up on some thug breaking into your truck." Does anyone know of a good auto glass repair place? The garb...
Posted by Joe Baine on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 04:25:00 PST

Things I Don't/Won't Eat

In no particular order: pickles, raw onions, mustard, ranch dressing, hot dogs, bologna, most processed meat, relish, bolied crawfish (too much effort), chicken livers, licorice, tuna, salmon, hard bo...
Posted by Joe Baine on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 04:48:00 PST

Contrast (hey, hey, hey)

This past week I was privy to two of five new recordings by that one band from here that toured over there with that really popular band from here, and had that record deal, then didn't, and also had ...
Posted by Joe Baine on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:14:00 PST

On Bayou St. John

Well, here I am in Orange Beach, Alabama. In between trying to go from page to page via a dial up modem (feels like 1996 up in here) my family is enjoying telling me how much I need to visit a barber ...
Posted by Joe Baine on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:38:00 PST

One Month in Hell

Well it's finally over. For the past month of my life I've been working, more or less, every single night. Three night off in four weeks makes for one tired and cranky Joe Baine. But it's all over now...
Posted by Joe Baine on Tue, 30 May 2006 05:08:00 PST