Nathan

It's been recently pointed out to me that despite the lack of any discernable and substantial skills or hobbies of any kind, coupled with a negligible interest in music, and a tendency to be abrasive in ordinary social situations where I demonstrate a general disregard for those around me, I really am quite charming. At least my mom thinks so. Well, at least she says so. Bless her heart.More specifically, I am an overeducated dilettante who still fancies himself as smarter than he actually is. I have ten fingers and ten toes. I like eating, drinking and laughing. Oh, and talking - a lot of talking. I principally operate using bipedal locomotion when I'm not asleep or sitting down. I speak no foreign languages, lack any real taste in wine, and burping makes me laugh. I fit nearly all the stereotypes of my race, gender and familial background, yet still suprise people when I open my mouth. And not because my tongue is some strange color. I tend to be attracted to discordant social situations yet secretly wish I had lived in a fraternity in college.I like to wear hats, but I always lose them.My favorite animal is the bonobo chimpanzee - discuss.I grew up in a family who thought christmas and birthdays, in particular, were a good opportunity for practical jokes. I'm pretty sure I still have that mesh thong around here somewhere.My first words were an entire sentence.I feel no great need to ever go bungee-jumping.