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Matt

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a lawyer/cartoonist/ne'er-do-well living in the San Francisco Bay Area. I am married and I have two cats. I enjoy a good drink and a none-too-fancy dessert. I've committed very few murders.
All I really want out of life is Dahlia Lithwick's job.
For frequent updates on my unremarkable life, visit my "web-blog" here .
To see my (usually) legal-themed cartoons, please go here .

My Interests

The Law, .. cartoonery, eating too much, drinking too little, office naps, cats, putting on pants, stepping on things, bananas.

I'd like to meet:


I'd also like to meet Kaley Cuoco. Let me know if you can make that happen.

Music:

Lucca's theme from Chrono Trigger, Ma-na Ma-na, Super Mario Bros. 2, my ringtone, They Might Be Giants, nine inch nails, Emm Gryner

Movies:

I won't watch anything that all of my hipster friends say is the best movie ever made. I also refuse to watch anything called "American ________"

Television:

Lost, Scrubs, Rachel Ray, Good Eats, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Bill Nye the Science Guy, I Love Lucy, Good Times

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk usually does me right. I'm currently reading a lot of law-geeky books for some reason.

Heroes:

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Hugo Black, Anthony Kennedy, Harold W. Furchtgott-Roth, Les Moonves.