Thank you, Los Angeles, for my first crack high. |
It is never easy getting a seat on the redline train to North Hollywood at 4:30 pm from the 7th Street metro station. So naturally, when I saw a row of empties in the back of the train, I elbowed my ...
Posted by I'm Alexis on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST |
Star of stage and screen |
Bahahaha. Bright Eyes.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2684161
You can barely see me, but I'm there. I'm there, alright. ...
Posted by I'm Alexis on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:05:00 PST |
Mariel Hemingway did not kill herself. |
I dont' remember with whom I was arguing about this, but I was right and you were wrong. She's alive. You owe me ten bucks, fucker.
Posted by I'm Alexis on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 03:12:00 PST |
I love the crazies. |
A woman just called me at work, asking that I please call the federal building and ask them to turn down the electricity in Old Town because it's messing with a "component" that was installed in her b...
Posted by I'm Alexis on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 05:28:00 PST |
Rodent: 1, Cat: 0 |
Dammit. The cat didn't kill the rat. I stood at the door of my bedroom for atleast 20 minutes with a broom and dustpan in my hand, trying to get a glimpse of the corpse. But there wa...
Posted by I'm Alexis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
RIDICULOUS |
It's 3:00 in the morning. I am so fucking tired. I have to work at 10. I'm at home, in my pajamas, and wanting so badly to curl up in bed. Why can't I, you ask? Well, because I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY CAT...
Posted by I'm Alexis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Playa hata (is that how you spell it?) |
I think I'm beginning to like Mexican food. I've never liked it before. Why? Because I don't like Mexicans. J/K, B.A.F. (Best Amigos Forever!). Seriously though, I hated Mexican food. But since I...
Posted by I'm Alexis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Ennui got the best of me |
So tonight I'm watching the OC with my friends Tim and Jim. I decided that from now on, I'm only hanging out with friends in pairs, and their names must rhyme. So friends, see below for your new par...
Posted by I'm Alexis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Rode hard and put away wet, part deux. |
I forgot what I was saying. I did end up seeing a whale in Santa Barbara which was totally kickass and awesome. There were actually two whales; a big gray ugly mama and her big gray ugly baby. And i...
Posted by I'm Alexis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Rode hard and put away wet. |
I'm in Santa Barbara, and holy shit am I sunburnt. I just spent the last 48 hours laying on the beach and now I think I might faint from sun stroke. I don't remember the last time I was this red. T...
Posted by I'm Alexis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
