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The Whittler Formerly Known As Mose

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher

About Me

I am Dwight's cousin and his best friend. We live together at the Schrute beet farm, Dwight and I make a living off of selling beets. Besides Dwight I have one more friend, a great guy named Ryan (we once met at the farm, and hit it off immediately). For reasons unknown Ryan stormed out of the barn, But lucky I am a amateur whittler, and was able to win Ryan back. I whittled him "The Venus of Willendorf." And yes it is true I never leave the beet farm. Why you ask? because we have everything here. Why would anyone dream of leaving a beet farm? Dwight and I hold the best party in Scranton, an annual Halloween bonfire. My Grandfather was a World War II veteran who once ended up in an Allied prison camp. My great-grandfather, Dweide Schrude, was Amish. My uncle Gunther was a goat farmer who fled the Allied invasion of Germany and married a Finnish woman. I also have an Uncle Grit. My favorite Uncle would be Dwights father, Dwight. He is a good man who gives me new overalls each year for my birthday, and sometimes helps us out on the beet farm. I also enjoy whirligig's if you dont know what that is - google it. Dwight informed me of the duties I am to perform at his funeral, they are as follows; play Johann Sebastian Bach’s “Toccata and Fugue” on my whirligig, hit Jim in the back of his head with an oar, while Jim is begging for forgiveness.



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My Interests

Who's chatting at the officechat?:
I love to Whittle, and reenact scenes from Battlestar Galactica with Dwight.
FUNNY CLIPS FROM
"THE OFFICE"

I'd like to meet:

Dwight has said great things about Michael Scott, he is the lone person that Dwight has allowed me to meet.

My Awesome Cousin Dwight!

Cousin Dwight on SNL

Dwight Threatened to shoot me with his spud gun if I didn't post this picture.



Music:

SCRANTONICITY (I am now a member) YES!!!

SCHRUTE FARM BEETS, NOW AVAILABLE WHEREVER BEETS ARE SOLD!

Movies:

"Beet" Its a 10 minute movie from the Netherlands, and stars Rifka Lodeizen as beet enthusiast Yvonne
And Lord of the Rings (only the second one) King Theoden was a hero, he led Rohan out of danger, and defeated thousands of Uruk Hai)

Television:

The Apprentice, and LOST no other show is worth watching. Period.

Books:


I enjoy Harry Potter on audio tapes.

Formal Wedding Invitation!!

Heroes:

King Theoden, Ryan Howard (He is Awesome) and my Grandfather Manheim, he was a war hero.

My Blog

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Posted by The Whittler Formerly Known As Mose on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:31:00 PST

Planting Beets or Writing Blogs?

I have decided to write a blog why writing blogs aren't as fun as tending to the Beet farm. In order to do this I must first take you in the day in the of Mose Schrute; 5:45a.m. Wakes up every morning...
Posted by The Whittler Formerly Known As Mose on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:57:00 PST

My Legendary Beard!!!

I have had several people wanting me to tell them the history of my beard. Today that wish will be fulfilled. Let me first tell you all what kind of beard I have. My beard is 100% donegal (also ...
Posted by The Whittler Formerly Known As Mose on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:38:00 PST

Recognize your beets

These are a few types of beets. Try them in salads or with rabbit Fodder beet wurzel or mangold used as animal fodder. Sugar beet grown for sugar. Chard, a beet which has been bred for lea...
Posted by The Whittler Formerly Known As Mose on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST