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Zak

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About Me

i'M 5'9 160LBS. Like to have fun and make people laugh with me or at me its all the same.I like being with people who make me laugh. Hangin with my boy Brad "MUH Fukin" PARKER Ladies and Gentlemen Brad "Muh Fukin" Parker. Look Him up Ladies He's hung like a black man because he is one!jk Your my boy blue. I dig piercings and tatt's, Punk rock, rockabillie, Kariokie,And deffinatly Monster movies with zombie's vampires and warewolfs Oh my!
Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing
zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora
Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently,
you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you
are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy
model girlfriend is a zombie.
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My Interests

Movies, Music, Tattoo's, Piercing's, body mods, WOMEN WHO WERE BORN WOMEN, karioki bars, and Big on FIREARMS for those of you who try to get in my cheddar!! jk I'm more partial to cheez-its You Are Ichabod Crane From "Sleepy Hollow."

You're a deep thinker - most times logically. You're a bit of a neat freak and a wuss (hey, you do faint a lot!) but you do have the ability to overcome your fears and come out stronger in the end. And you never lose your head over things. (Gufaw gufaw!)
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I'd like to meet:

honest, trust worthy, but most importantly LOYAL people that can hold a conversation
Fight Club!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
You are the sexually active drunk

When you get drunk you become uninhibited sexually and are always looking for ways to get laid. Flirting is much easier for you, and for some reason, alcohol makes you more charming.

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Music:

Misfits, eels, Sex Pistols, Tom Jones, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Sinatra, dropkick murphys, Flogging molly, Poision the well, Lords of the Highway, Blitz kids, Psycho Chargers, Pistol Whippers and other stuff that ranges to other things

Movies:

Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness, Napolean Dynomite,eternal sunshine , Notebook,momento,MAY, Bram S. Dracula, Boone Dock Saints, Things to do in Denver when your dead, Shadow of the Vampire, The salton Sea, Monster Squad, FUCKIN' GOONIE'S, Pirates of the..., Ciecle B. Demented, Bubba Ho Tepp, Usual Suspects, Basic, anything to do with Kevin Spacey,Will Ferral, Steve Martin, John Candy, Dave Chappelle, or Bruce Cambell. If it's funny, Scary, Sad , bloody, feel good, or sad I'll watch it. But its gotta be good

Television:

Venture Brothers, comedy central presents, Viva La Bam, and other fun stuff If I were a serial killer i would be The Zodiac Killer .

Over the course of almost 9 years in the 1970s the Zodiac Killer took the lives of over 13 people, either stabbing or shooting them to death in or by their vehicles. All the targets were the same, couples in cars off rural roads.
Taunting cops the Zodiac Killer would send in encrypted messages to the local papers, describing how his past victims had died, and who would come next if they didn't post his message on the cover of the newspaper the following day. The only surviving witness described the zodiac killer as a heavy set man in a self fashioned hooded jacked that covered his face, brandishing a crossed circle that he always signed his letters with.
After 1978 the killings stopped, the Zodiac's case was never solved.
Kill count: 13
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Books:

I, Vampire , the Art of War, Flowers for Algernon.... You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Heroes:


Your aura shines Green!

What Color Is Your Aura?
brought to you by QuizillaYou have a sexual IQ of 157

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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You are: THE JOKER!
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My Blog

goin anywhere for a while?

Seasons changin! Leafs are changin colors, air's gettin crisp, and the Bengles have finaly won a game this week. That means it's gettin late in the seaon and I'm thinkin turkey? Sorry vegan frien...
Posted by Zak on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:30:00 PST

WHAT?

Cloud of Fog fill my mind with words from the speaker. I can see sentances flowing from thier mouth In Times New Romain style font as they twist, turn, and swirl in the grayish Blue like mist wich fil...
Posted by Zak on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:12:00 PST

It puts the lotion on its skin!

My forehead and face feel burnt due to the extreme heat of my defroster trying to keep the slush from freezing to my windshield.  So now my face feels like I tried to get a fake bake tan from the...
Posted by Zak on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST

What happens when you havnt talked to your friends and they decide to turn 21

Hey misses I never wanna call anyone, I was just writing you an email to say hello. I miss you guys and something needs to be done about it. I know that you haven't forgot about my birthday thgat comi...
Posted by Zak on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:29:00 PST

F.@% THE POLICE

  All Right I'm Back with a purpose! On July 1st I was getting to go on a vacation so I went to grab my pistol's.  When I Arrived at there HIDDEN location they were gone???? Well I had them ...
Posted by Zak on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:20:00 PST

Best Storie In A Long Time

John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I wo...
Posted by Zak on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:27:00 PST

Clowns?

Some times you actually take a step back and observe the odd behavor others.  And some times it makes you look at the odd behavor of our self's.  I don't know about any of you who read this ...
Posted by Zak on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 06:25:00 PST

I listened to boys in the hood by dynamite hack!

Bored as hell and I wann get Ill, but there is no place that my homeboy's chill. Wanna pick up the phone but why should I bother? I have no funds and I'm down to one dollar. Nothin to do since I m...
Posted by Zak on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:43:00 PST

That covers the diversity of the word!

How the Phuck are ya? Welcome to my Phuckin blog! I've been Phucked all day! I have to goto my patients house who wont answer her Phuckin phone so I try to goto her house and can't find her Phuckin ad...
Posted by Zak on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 01:25:00 PST

Not a joke I will get the results hope you enjoy

I made a Quiz for You on QuizYourFriends.com CLICK on the link below or PASTE it into your browser.http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname =051103180134-934071    ...
Posted by Zak on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:05:00 PST