Ross

Well, I'm a doctor of paleantology at and I used to work at a museum for quite some time. Everything was going great there until someone ate my lunch. I left a note on it, too. Anyway, I guess I became a little angry and people started calling me "Mental Gellar", so it wasn't long before I was forced to leave. I then became a professor at NYU where I still am today. I am married to my soulmate, my one and only love, Rachel. We have a beautiful girl who we named Emma. We currently live in Manhattan in my grandmother's old apartment, where Monica and Chandler lived for a while. I also have a son named Ben. He's 11 now and lives with his two moms, Carol and Susan. I was married to Carol for 7 years before she realized she was a lesbian. I hated Susan at first, but after Ben was born, we were ok. I am allergic to kiwi and peanuts, so please stop sending me packages of mixed nuts and barrels of fresh kiwi.