We are the Allied Atheist Allegiance!
We are the Allied Atheist Allegiance and we come from the land of Atabay. Our forces are strong and far more experienced than the historic Otter. Led by Glabius, our brave Otter General, we shall rule all!
We revere the late Richard Dawkins, Atheist Rex. But it wasn't until he met his beautiful wife, that learned that logic and reason isn't enough. You have to be a dick to everyone who doesn't think like you. Our mortal enemies are the Unified Atheist League and United Atheist Alliance. They go around chopping down trees for tables when they have perfectly good tummies to eat on. The great Dawkins said we cannot tolerate those who don't use reason. How reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?And when we get ahold of the time child... we shall rip out his intrails and eat them on our tummies!
Our army grows strong!
