chris

I'd like to meet:

slayer, hatebreed, and ron jeremy

Music:

Metal, Hardcore, and ummmmm,oh yeah, Metal.

Movies:

horror, porn, rob zombie rules, no chick flicks, kevin smith is the man, star wars bitch!

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Television:

24, heroes, scrubs, and the history channelSparkling Wiggles

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Books:

playboy, maxim and the occassional comic book

Heroes:

jack bauer and kerry king
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: CHRIS
Birthday: 6/6/06
Birthplace: DENVER
Current Location: LITTLETON
Eye Color: POOP
Hair Color: CLEAR
Height: 6'00
Right Handed or Left Handed: SWITCH HITTER
Your Heritage: FUCK IF I KNOW
The Shoes You Wore Today: CHUCKS, BITCH!
Your Weakness: MY WIFE
Your Fears: MY WIFE
Your Perfect Pizza: COZZOLIS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: STOP NEEDLESSLY KICKING RETARDED PEOPLE(THANKS NORTON)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IM'S ARE GAY
Thoughts First Waking Up: THAT SUUUUUUUUUUCKS
Your Best Physical Feature: THE WOOM BROOM
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER I GET SLEEPY
Your Most Missed Memory: UMM, I FORGOT
&..39;Pepsi or Coke:' CHERRY PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Single or Group Dates: ORGIES
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ICE TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA ICE CREAM IS FOR HOMOS
Cappuccino or Coffee: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
Do you Smoke: ONLY WHEN IM ON FIRE
Do you Swear: FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
Do you Sing: DO I LOOK GAY?
Do you Shower Daily: YUP
Do you want to go to College: FUCK NO, I HATE THOSE COLLEGE YUPPIE FUCKS
Do you want to get Married: TOO LATE FOR THAT QUESTION
Do you belive in yourself: HELL NO, I DONT EXIST
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: SEXY ASS MOTHERFUCKER
Are you a Health Freak: UMMMMMM... NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YEAH, DO I LOOK EMO TO YOU?
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEAH, WHY NOT
Do you play an Instrument: ASS TRUMPET
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES MAAM
In the past month have you Smoked: EVERY 4.5 MINUTES
In the past month have you been on : SMITH'S MOM? YES
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES BUT DONT TELL MY WIFE. SHHHHHHH
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES IVE GONE TO A STUPID FUCKIN MALL
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: HELLS YES, OREOS ARE SLAMMIN!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: DOES MY WIFE'S PUSSY COUNT
In the past month have you been on Stage: AGAIN, DO I LOOK GAY?
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO, BUT IVE TAKEN A FEW
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: GAY
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nooooooooo..........yeeeeeeeeeees
Ever been Drunk: ONLY AFTER IVE BEEN DRINKIN
Ever been called a Tease: EVERY DAMN DAY
Ever been Beaten up: ONLY BY MY WIFE, SHH DONT TELL
Ever Shoplifted: EVERY DAY
How do you want to Die: DONT CARE, JUST HOPE I HAVE CLEAN UNDERWEAR ON
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A GROWN UP
What country would you most like to Visit: SIAM... BECAUSE SIAM SO HORNY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color: CARPET OR DRAPES?
Short or Long Hair: EITHER
Height: NOT A MIDGET, BUT NOT A GIANT...WELL..MAYBE ID FUCK A MIDGET
Weight: NOT FAT
Best Clothing Style:&..39;
Number of I have taken: WHAT?
Number of CDs I own: 1000'S
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 12
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