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REUSABLE HANGMAN: Reusable wooden hangman. Spell it or He'll Swing! Price: 7 Galleons each.
JOKE CAULDRONS: Trick your friends with these ingenious cauldrons, that appear to be cast iron, but are actually made of wax. Prices vary depending on size desired.
EXTENDABLE EARS: Extendable ears enable you to listen to any conversation from up to 25 feet away. Price: 3 Galleons & 7 Sickles each.
MUGGLE CARD AND ROPE TRICKS: See how the other half lives with these amusing Muggle Magic Tricks. A great novelty for any muggle lover! Price: 15 Sickles.
FAKE WANDS: Fool your friends with these, highly realistic looking, wands that turn into rubber chickens or pairs of briefs when waved or try our new Wallop Wands that beat unsuspecting victims about the head. Price: 3 Galleons each.
PORTABLE SWAMP: Turn any room into your own bayou.(PLEASE NOTE THAT WILDLIFE IS NOT INCLUDED.) Price: 10 Galleons each.
PUNCHING TELESCOPE: These realistic looking telescopes will give unsuspecting victims brilliantly purple black eyes if squeezed. Every telescope comes with our patented tube of Weaslys' Wicked Bruise Remover. Price: 3 Galleons & 2 Sickles each.
QUILLS: SELF-INKING, SPELL-CHECKING, & SMART-ANSWER. Price: 2 Galleons & 7 Sickles.
FANGED FRISBEE: Take a bite out of boredom! Price: 1 Galleon & 2 Sickles.
DUNGBOMBS: When activated, these magical stinkbombs give off a putrid odor, which is handy for creating a diversion. Price: 10 Sickles each or 4 Galleons for a dozen.
NOSE-BITING TEACUPS, Price: 2 Galleons & 4 Sickles.
CANARY CREAMS: Hilarious Canary Creams turn you or your friend into a canary for up to two minutes at a time. Canary Creams are feathery fun in every bite! (WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE CHIRPING & MOLTING.) Price: 7 Sickles each or 4 Galleons for a dozen.
TON-TONGUE TOFFEES: Swallow one of these delicious toffees and watch your tongue grow to over ten feet long! Price: 7 Sickles each & 4 Galleons for a dozen.
EDIBLE DARK MARKS: They'll make anyone sick! Price: 7 Sickles each, 4 Galleons for a dozen.
SKIVING SNACKBOXES: Pursue the leisure activity of your own choice, during an hour that would otherwise have been devoted to unprofitable boredom. Four great flavors and effects to chose from: Puking Pastilles, Fever Fudge, Fainting Fancies, and Nosebleed Nougat.
HEADLESS HATS: Simply place hat on head and within seconds your head becomes invisible to those in the vicinity. Price: 2 Galleons each.
SHIELD HATS: Shield Hats protect against all minor to moderate hexes or jinxes. Prices vary & are available upon request.
SHIELD CLOAKS: Shield Cloaks protect against all minor to moderate hexes or jinxes. Prices vary & are available upon request.
DECOY DETONATORS: Just drop one surreptitiously and it'll run off and make a nice loud noise out of sight, giving you a diversion if required. A must have for mischief makers! Price:5 Galleons & 2 Sickles.
SNEAKOSCOPE: In these dark and troubling times its hard to know who to trust. Weaslys' Wonderous Sneakoscopes offer the perfect solution since they give off a loud whistling sound when someone untrustworthy is around. Price: 2 Galleons.
INSTANT DARKNESS POWDER: Imported from Peru, instant darkness powder, comes in handy if you want to make a quick escape. Just drop a handful on the ground and everything turns black from up to 25 feet away. Effect last for up to five minutes. Price: 4 Galleons & 7 Sickles a box.
WILD-FIRE WHIZ-BANGS: Enchanted Fireworks. Price: 5 Galleons for Basic Blaze box, 25 Galleons for the Deflagration Deluxe.
LOVE POTION NUMBER NINE: Wonder Witch love potion is virtually undetectable simply slip in food or liquid of target. It works for up to twenty-four hours at a time, depending on the weight of the boy in question, and the attractiveness of the girl. Shake well, but never tell! (WARNING: LOVE POTION MAY CAUSE DRINKER TO SUDDENLY BURST INTO LOVE SONGS, LOVE POEMS, AND/OR CHEESY DECLARATIONS OF LOVE.) Price: 3 Galleons & 7 sickles each.
PATENTED DAYDREAM CHARMS: One simple incantation and you will enter a top-quality, highly realistic, thirty-minute daydream, easy to fit into the average school lesson and virtually undetectable. (SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE VACANT EXPRESSION AND MINOR DROOLING) Price: 2 Galleons & 12 Sickles.
PYGMY PUFFS: Wonder Witch pygmy puffs are adorably, cute and cuddly miniature puffskeins. They make wonderful pets & also taste great on a sandwich, just kidding you would never get the hair out of your teeth! Available colors: pink, purple, red, yellow, blue, green, and orange. Price: 5 Galleons.
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Short Comic of Doom 1-12

Sorry I will have to link you to these comics since the artist doesn't let people download them, but they are too funny not to share with you all. Short-Comic-of-Doom-1 Short-comic-of-Doom-2 Short-C...
Posted by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:18:00 PST

HP/ GREY'S ANATOMY


Posted by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:52:00 PST

GIRLS POTTY OVER POTTER BROOMSTICK


Posted by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:46:00 PST

HIGHWAY TO HOGWARTS (EVERYONE WISHES THIS WAS REAL!)


Posted by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:37:00 PST

HARRY POTTER IS THE DEVIL'S WORK, LOL!

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Posted by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:33:00 PST

HAPPY EASTER HARRY!

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Posted by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

MOVIE SPOOF: SPIDERMAN


Posted by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

MOVIE SPOOF: SUPERPOTTER


Posted by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

MOVIE SPOOF: THE INCREDIBLE SNAPE


Posted by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:51:00 PST

MOVIE SPOOF: NAPOLEON DYNAMITE


Posted by Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST