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About Me

My real name is Chad, and I live in Colorado. I am thrilled to have a MySpace presence on the World Wide Internet! I'm still waiting for the money, fame, and a sugar mama to roll in...
LAST MONTHS'S MASTER PLAN (WHICH WAS A FAILURE!)...I have decided to destroy the planet by inventing fake diseases and convincing people they are DYING. If you suffer from one of the following, do not consult your physician (it's probably too late):Fast Bleeder Syndrome Butter Pores Collapsed Synaptic Delay Morbid Stomach Fatigue Restless Liver Disorder Epidermal Growth Disfunction Sleepy Foot Hyperbolic Esteem Decay Morphing Harmoniplasty- Slacker Supervillain
Shameless Plug: You can check out some music I did once upon a time by going to iTunes and clicking HERE . (You will need to have iTunes installed.)THANKS FOR VISITING!

My Interests

Writing, iPod Karaoke (in my living room), my iPod

I'd like to meet:

David Bowie, Caroline or Jim Corr, Obi-Wan Kenobi (the young version), "Weird" Al Yankovic, Neil Gaimain, Morgan Freeman, Vin Diesel (only if it was at Chilis), oh heck... ALL of the Corrs! Sean Penn, but NOT Alex McCandless. Brian May of Queen. Susan Sto-Helit.

Music:

David Bowie, Queen, "Weird" Al Yankovic, Judas Priest, The Corrs, Ladytron, Hooverphonic, The Flaming Lips, 80s Music (much of which is schlock), !!T.REX!!, Zero 7...
I am so freaking in love with Shelby Lynne. Her voice and lyrics comfort me. Thank God for iPods and artist shuffle... instant Shelby.

Movies:

General:
STAR WARS, Vampire Movies, Indiana Jones, James Bond, Lord of the Rings, B-Movies, Sci-Fi, usually Ridley Scott, James Cameron, and Spielburg.
Having kittens about the upcoming Indiana Jones and the Kindom of the Crystal Skull! I am so glad they're bringing Marion back!

Television:

Lately TV is just noise in the background. I like the noise. PBS is a good noise channel. So are the CW and Fox. NBC makes for good late night noise.

Books:

Tolkien, Orson Scott Card, Michael Crichton, JK Rowling, the first Dune book, the Bible (NKJV preferred, but I'm not psycho about that), Terry PratchettI am recently obsessed with reading high school-level literary classics. No idea.

Heroes:

I just can't get into it. I watched the first 5 or 6 episodes, then I missed a week and then POOF! I didn't care any more. I can't bring myself to buy the DVD, but I may ask for it for Christmas.
The Japanese kid raising his arms and yelling (I think!) "Success" in Japanese was only heart warming the first few times. Kind of like a three year old that says something funny at Thanksgiving that gets it attention, so it rides that pony until its Mom tells it to shut up.
I once caused myself heart-attack-like pain that lasted for three weeks by pounding my chest and yelling "Kaplah!" I thought I was dying. But No. I had bruised the flesh UNDER my sternum, the doctor said. He asked if I knew how it had happened. I didn't.

My Blog

Hot Saturday Three-Way: My TV Twin, HULU and Liz vs. Tina

Part One: MY TV TWIN I just saw my TV twin. He appears at the end of a 30 Rock episode called "Fireworks." The fireworks are going off in midtown Manhattan and Jack Donaghy looks at the stage manager...
Posted by Chad on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:19:00 PST

You haven’t had it properly prepared!

Okay, so I just blogged for the first time in months, and now I feel the need to disgorge every thought that comes to my mind for your possible amusement. This too, shall pass... I just wanted to...
Posted by Chad on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:42:00 PST

Kill me now - I want to marry my PARENTS.

I had a horrifying revelation today at the Donut Mill in Woodland Park, CO. Unrelated point: I am single and not looking. However, I am not against dating. I am simply not actively seeking someone. Bu...
Posted by Chad on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:18:00 PST

CATCH 22!

So, you think I am going to write about some life dilemma where I have two equally bad choices and I can't decide& a Catch 22!!! WRONG. In order to have dilemmas in life, one must HAVE a ...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:51:00 PST

SUIT IN A BAG!

Have you ever come up with an idea in a dream that was just FANTASTIC, at least until you woke up and reality hemorrhages in? I have recently had a dream revelation. Are you ready for it? Here i...
Posted by Chad on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:12:00 PST

The Binge and Purge Video Game Diet

The Binge and Purge Video Game Diet I have recently re-discovered the best diet ever, and I had to share it with the ENTIRE WORLD! I call it the "binge and purge" video game diet. No bulemiaiac vomiti...
Posted by Chad on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:13:00 PST

Wiki? Why Not!

TO WIKI, OR NOT TO WIKI A Play in Under 150 Words MOLLY: "Who was what's her name on The Facts of Life? The snotty one?" JACK: "Um& who cares?" MOLLY: "I care! I want to know!" JACK: "So...
Posted by Chad on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

The "Old Technology Will Lead to Future Joy" Paradox.

Okay, so I broke away from my laptop to go outside and read on my deck for a half-hour. Did I read a book or something that could edify and change my mind and/or lifestyle? Not at all& I read PC Gamer...
Posted by Chad on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:18:00 PST

Fragmentation - 15,000 words (Re-Post)

FRAGMENTATION (Re-Post) The scientists at Guthrie's had called it a Quantum Displacement Carousel. To the layman, it was a gaudy disco chamber with mirror walls and lots of unevenly dispersed lights o...
Posted by Chad on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

iPod Radiation Mutates Duplicitous Heart! (Oh my!)

I was just watching "Somewhere Beyond the Sea," which is a movie starring Kevin Spacey, about the life of Bobby Darin. According to Wikipedia - the true fount of all human knowledge - Bobby Darin was ...
Posted by Chad on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:43:00 PST