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Nemrit

I could SAVE PLANET EARTH if i wanted to. but i have indigestion right now.

About Me

Most PEOPLE DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE GIFTED NATURE but inauspicious plight of my people, THE NEMRITS. But still, we tread on the quixotic twists and turns of life, despite our disfigurements. Nemrits, although not entirely human, reflect the nature of the human condition.Screw therapy! Live vicariously through a nemrit today!

My Interests

poetry, internet, african studies, advanced yoga, the classics, opera, fine dining, and to clarify the sordid rumours, Nemrits DO NOT fraternize with livestock.

I'd like to meet:

.. geniuses, visionaries, poets, firefighters, composers, greaseballs presidents (of countries)and/or prime-ministers, wal-mart greeters, millionaires, people with aspergers syndrome, impressionable young teenagers. Mostly i want to meat millionaires though.

Music:

the treblemakers, bach, sun ra, fela kuti, wagner, italian opera, alice coltrane

Movies:

The Passion of the Christ, Children of the Corn, Mutiny on the Bounty, any ROCKY movies

Television:

house m.d. and law & order SVU. charlie rose and the occasional bout of soft porn.

Books:

The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peale, Ageless Body, Timeless mind by Deepak Chopra, Why do bad Things Happen to Good People by Rabbi Harold Kushner Proust, Naomi's Breakthrough Guide by Naomi Judd (http://www.eklektikavenue.com/servlet/Categories?category=B OOKS)

Heroes:

Greatest American Hero, Arnold, Kimberly, Mr. Drummond and Willis. Fat Albert. Yanni, Napolean, Conrad Black, Martha Stuart and Leo Tolstoy

My Blog

Poke-hopes Gone to Smash

I fell into a kind of oblivion earlier today... you see, dear  reader, after years of attempting to master several different tradesdespite my disfiguration (due to the accident which i can't bear  to ...
Posted by Nemrit on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST

anna nicole smith - my dead valentine

my world has gone to smash. my heroine, anna-nicoleis dead. anna-nicole was not just a star. she was a genius-star. her tits have contributed tothe field nof physics, it is said. nemrits have spentman...
Posted by Nemrit on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 08:35:00 PST

My Personals Profile

so like i really need to talk about my personal life. I need to be told what I'm doing wrong!well, as you know, most people vew my appearance as slightly eccentrc&so i have been laying low when it ...
Posted by Nemrit on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

How Nemrits came to Be

THE NEMRITSThe dashing Professor Durk Turkitus, a professor of Archaeology (Emiritus) at Turkey University, is the picture of success. A recent Nobel Prize in pocket, for his recent innvention, he tak...
Posted by Nemrit on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:58:00 PST