New Terms |
SALAD DODGERAn excellent phrase for an overweight person. SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. TESTICULATINGWaving your arms around and talking b@ll@cksBLAMESTORMINGSitting round in a group, dis...
Posted by RED ROOSTER FANS on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST |
Red Rooster Clothing |
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Hey Bands,We are just putting the finishing touches on our Official 'Red Rooster' clothing line. The prototypes came in today and they are sexy! We are going to start taking order...
Posted by RED ROOSTER FANS on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST |
Terms Of Puking |
LIST OF TERMS FOR PUKINGAbdominable voorheavesAfter din...
Posted by RED ROOSTER FANS on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST |
WARNINGS |
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. 2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. WAR...
Posted by RED ROOSTER FANS on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST |
What the Rooster is all about |
MONDAY - Rock & Roll Karaoke - Get up and sing Karaoke with a live band playing behind you. Please check our Karaokee blog for the song list.
TUESDAY - Acoustic & Duos ...
Posted by RED ROOSTER FANS on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST |
The Beer Prayer |
THE BEER PRAYER
Our lager,Which art in barrels, Hallowed be Thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage...
Posted by RED ROOSTER FANS on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST |
Signs You May Be Drinking To Much |
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.3. Job interfering with your drinking.4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alc...
Posted by RED ROOSTER FANS on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST |
Jokes |
A guy walks in a bar, and buys a huge beer. Then he sees someone he knows, and decides to go and say hi to them, but he does not want to drag his beer mug with him.
So he sets it on a table, along wi...
Posted by RED ROOSTER FANS on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST |
Famous Drinking Quotes |
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ...
Posted by RED ROOSTER FANS on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:10:00 PST |
