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If i could use one word to describe myself then i would not be a very interesting person. If i was a bird i would be one of those bird which kicks the eggs out of some other birds nest in order to lay my own and have the other bird take care of them for me. I could only hope that upon hatching, my offspring would kill their surrogate mother for food and possibly a nice feather bower. Im not a God fearing christian but it is possible that I am a christian fearing God. Im better than low grade pocket lint but the fancier kind is hard to compete with. Im still quite confident that at some stage in my life i will develop some sort of cool super human abilites. A belief which causes me to wake up every morning feeling slightly disappointed. There is no point flogging a dead horse. Flogging a live one until it dies is much more fun. If the moon was made of cheese i would probably be an astronaught by now. I am currently studying tyranny at the communism collage so that one day i can be a powerful dictator. Mr squiggle is a freaky character i wouldnt trust him with the education of my youngin. Leaving a glass of grape juice in the cupboard for six months does not make wine and doesnt taste good. I was born with a rare defect which left me without elbows, my forearms are attatched directly to my wrists, please dont stare and point at me because of this. If you cut me do i not bleed? the answer to this question is yes, i would also probably get pissed off at you for cutting me. put down that knife you jerk and stop cutting people. no wonder youve got no friends you go around cutting people all the time. weirdo.

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