partaeing, beaching, eating massive bowls of pho with crazy amounts of sauce, pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, making comments about your mum (and my mum, im not predjudiced or anything), watching Wheels put a wasabi pea in her nose (FREAKING HARDCORE!!! HIGH FIVE ON THAT SHIT!!!)
Scarlett Johannson (she's a total goddamn fox!) , Tom Cruise (i'd have so much more material to make myself sound even more retarded) , the guy who does the Ask A Ninja show thats on YouTube and stuff , Tony Danza. ill think of some more later
when u put lots of sounds together in a organised sequence u get music. usually found when actually listening to a cd or some such.
i havent been to the movies in a hoops long time. i love the Muppets movies though. the movies in the Clerks theme are pretty snazzy (like Mallrats and Chasing Amy)
i watch copious amounts of the West Wing. also the Soprano's. i hate late night quiz shows. but always get stuck watching because some people ring up with funny as answers
i used to read alot of geeky sci fi (pronouned skee-fee) books. now i read more realistic stuff. reading Angela's Ashes at the moment, have to read Mao's Last Dancer too
HERE IS SOMETHING EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ, CASUE ITS SO TRUETrash bag is an Australian invented word, but a global concept. A Trash bag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way.True trash bagging doesn't involve just alcohol. It is a way of life. On a night out, a Trash bag should participate in at least 5 of the following:- Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving the house.- Purposely not eating before you hit the bars, cause it'll slow down the drinking process. This is also affectionately referred to as eating is cheating").- Drinking more than 10 jagerbombs.- Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in the course of one evening.- Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the toilet queue.- Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against pool tables of course.- Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play list, and the DJ hates you.- Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song.- Having the bouncers, bar staff and DJ all know you at your local.- Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have more movement.- Inventing new dance moves, such as the moose, the elephant.- Bringing out old dance moves such as the monkey, the nut bush or the sprinkler.- Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone that’s not you.- Taking a hip flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket.- Writing things on yourself and everyone around you.- Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you are.- Drinking Smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks, or Coopers Sparkling, cause it is 5.9% alcohol.- Taking at least 60 photos of yourself.- Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet.- Sucking face with a random on the dance floor. And then another. And another. And, well, you get the picture...- Starting drinking at 3pm.- Continuing till the next afternoon.- Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts or special undies) underneath.- Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a cab to somewhere else that’s 5mins down the road.- Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, and noticing that the person you've been suck facing is not as attractive as you thought.- Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going to work/school.- Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with shoes in hand.- Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance like mo fo’s in your own privacy.- Crying/stacking it/booting/all three.- Sustaining an unidentified party injury.- Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a while. Or worse, family.- Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you mocking and insulting them.- Pre drinks before going out is not an idea, it is a necessity.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Patrick James McKenzie Brophy
Birthday: 21/11/1986
Birthplace: Camperdown
Current Location: Concord
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blondish
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Scottish and Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Thongs
Your Weakness: getting irritated at small things
Your Fears: boredom
Your Perfect Pizza: endless
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: travel overseas
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hola
Thoughts First Waking Up: hit me with Berocca
Your Best Physical Feature: not sure. maybe height or eye colour (at least eye colour when they're not bloodshot from previous nights activities)
Your Bedtime: about 11pm these days
Your Most Missed Memory: Good Vibes '07 - i remember most of it, and what i dont remember i made up with really good stuff too
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King - i could live off double bacon deluxe's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton easily
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Flat white normally. nice and simple (or boring if u see it that way)
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: usually not too much, buy if im irritated i tend to make up for it
Do you Sing: avoid it where possible
Do you Shower Daily: twice daily
Have you Been in Love: of course
Do you want to go to College: question is do i want to go BACK? and yes i do
Do you want to get Married: real question is can i find someone i WANT to marry, and who wants to marry me for whatever reason
Do you belive in yourself: mostly
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: not in person no. good with talking though
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep. really nice to watch for a while
Do you play an Instrument: the french horn of all things
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: of course
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yessm
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah i spose. more on a passing through basis than on a destination basis though
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no. good idea though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: not really. danced on a table with a friend though. pretty freaking unstable table too
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably yeah. probably wasnt paying attention though, so not sure what
Ever been Drunk: one of my favourite pastimes
Ever been called a Tease: ive been called out for teasing, not for being a tease
Ever been Beaten up: nope. height does have a few advantages
Ever Shoplifted: yeah. got caught once too
How do you want to Die: peacefully and without my knowledge
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: content
What country would you most like to Visit: Sweeden. want to figure out how they achieved 100% literacy, or if they're so uneducated that they can't count either
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no real preference. as long as its not freaky contacts its not a real concern
Favourite Hair Color: same as before. prefer natural colours even if its not their natural colour
Short or Long Hair: either or, or even a combination of the two
Height: anything above about 5'4" is cool. much shorter than that and it's too much like dating a garden gnome
Weight: 54.5521354654841681313 Kgs, give or take a gram
Best Clothing Style: casual - jeans, t-shirt and thongs are tops
Number of Drugs I have taken: undisclosed
Number of CDs I own: more than i can count off the top of my head
Number of Piercings: zilch
Number of Tattoos: nada
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many. enough to keep my mind occupied with regrets, but not so many as to depress me with the amount
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