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clarice

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am basically an up front person--no time for games. I enjoy golf, love movies and am an avid reader. I'm looking for someone who is honest and likes to have a good time. But what I really like is someone who can make me laugh.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? shower?
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 23
How old do you act? 25
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? a pirate man
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes

My Interests


Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... everlasting



You'll Find a Boyfriend Within 3 Months
Maybe you need a bit more time to get over an ex
Or maybe you need a confidence boost to talk to new guys
Either way, you'll find a boyfriend in time...
As long as you keep getting out there and meeting new guys

I'd like to meet:

James Dean, Marilyn Monroe