my penis is about the size of your head.
hiding crack in my fat rolls.
smelling my hands.
sitting on your cat.
making love to your cat.
eating your cat.
taking baths in public.
arch enemies.
fingering.
fondue.
farm animals.
cancer.
hoveround.
not being able to see my feet.
overdoing it.
olestra!
geriatric "re-conditioning".
lying on my taxes.
freestyle handwriting.
letting it die.
amish people.
award ceremonies.
tumultuous affairs.
after-birth.
random encounters with long lost friends in supermarkets.
the sound of juice.
fuck your group invitation. i know you're just trying to use me.
LEAVE ME COMMENTS YOUSE BITCHES
Fucknuckers
People I have eaten
I fucked Ducksicle
K-Fed fucked your hero
Whitey McSingSing
Baldy McWahwah
Baldy McHaahaa
Grandaddy is dead
Tony will NEVER die
I don't think Erica likes me much
Lynnie BoBinney
I...I don't know
So, I like her. What?
Rawk
View All of My Friends
Make your own MySpace Super Top 8 at MySpace Toolbox !
hip-hop
two horny pitbulls just goin' at it. i mean really hard. like fucking dogs. fuckin' fucking dogs fuckin' like fuckin' fucking dogs. three men and a baby. xanadude. masquerading as a chimpanzee so open your knees. and powder.
breaking waves like i break your face.
hoity-toity
Dan Fielding from Night Court.
(and Jason Lytle)