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About Me

I'm a comedian and probably a jerk, I don't even know anymore.

My Interests

I like Kung Fu, Cartoons, TV, Comedy, and Music. I play bass, guitar and drums -like a 1 man band.... blah, blah, blah.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever...

Music:

DEFACTO, Lee Perry, Mad Professor, Dub is a Weapon, Trumystic, King Tubby, Agustus Pablo, Parliment, James Jamerson, Bootsy, Dead Milkmen, Ramones, Danzig, Fela Kuti, John Frusciante (of course w/ and w/out the Red Hot Chili Peppers), MarzVolta, the Rapture, Gregory Issaccs, Led Zeppelin, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Bicycle Thief, the Beatles, Misfits / Samhain, the meters, stevie wonder, Abdulah the Butcher, The Faint, Thalmus Rasulala, Ice-T, Tito Puente, Yellowman...

Movies:

Half-Baked - kung-fu movies like Spiritual Kung Fu and Snake-Deadly Act - Logan's Run - Clash of the Titans - Jason & the Argonaughts - Uncle Buck - Etc.

Television:

Just about anything... but not as much as I used to. NO REALITY - isn't that the beauty of TV?

Books:

Anything by Shug Knight... if only he knew how to write. Really, I do like to read, but writing about it seems to defeat the purpose. If you really need to know you can ask.

Heroes:

Phil Hartman. George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld, Dave Chapelle, Richard Pryor to name a quick few... oh, and Jack Warden a/k/a "Pops" from Dirty Work, Phil Hartman and ummm... Phil Hartman.

My Blog

Cream? Sugar?

What exactly is half & half. That shit people put in their coffee... I don't get it. Is it half milk and half cream? The best name they could come up with was half & half? I don't and won't us...
Posted by Pat on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:59:00 PST

Just my luck.

Well, my girlfriend, Kat and I went to Atlantic City last week for vacation and had a great time. Luckily, we were there just shy of the governments shutdown of the casino's so I was able t...
Posted by Pat on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST

Subscribe to my Blog!

Come one... come all... I rarely post blogs, but today only, if you subscribe to my blog (for a monthly service fee of $2.74) you'll receive - free of charge - a complimentary punch in the face from ...
Posted by Pat on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:32:00 PST

Horrible Joke.

How does a mouse fight? Click and Move.... baby, Click and Move. Man, that's so unfunny, but that fact alone had me laughing. By the way, I doub...
Posted by Pat on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST

Nutrition & Dean's Dream

Don't ask why... just enjoy. Here are the lyrics for 2 Dead Milkmen songs from their 1st album, "Big Lizard in My Backyard". Perhaps you'll be interested in checking them out. Nutrition - The De...
Posted by Pat on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:49:00 PST

Gettin wet at the Aquarium

Finally... I made my way to the new Aquarium in Camden. And yes, not unlike Troy McClure, I've got a fish fetish. So we go in, and within 5 minutes - I see a little boy with his hand of ...
Posted by Pat on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:15:00 PST

Meaningless rant... had enough....

Why is it that those of us who would prefer to not have 'responsibility' are both the best suited and the chosen? I hate banks. I hate 'suits'. I hate business. I just want to...
Posted by Pat on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:22:00 PST

Million $$ Homepage.... now that's a good idea

Now this is a smart kid... sometimes I wish I had thought to do something like this, now I can just sit back and watch him sell off his nothing. If you'd like to advertise and help him buy some new s...
Posted by Pat on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:10:00 PST

Salt, Pepper, Oregano?

I went to Subway on Columbus day. I had off. It's under new ownership. Indian people. I'm fine with that... just want my sandwich. The owner/register operator recognized...
Posted by Pat on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 02:09:00 PST

Community Food

I like food. I think everyone does. You kind of have to, at least until those damn scientists devise a pill that will take care of our nutrition needs (Nutrition, by the way, is an awesome...
Posted by Pat on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:48:00 PST