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Malatise

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About Me

I have a weird sense of humor. I have a Matt. I have a camel friend named Henry. I have a collection of penguins and red dogs. I have been known to sing show tunes in the shower. I can haz cheezburger?

My Interests

Reading, writing and trying to be artsy. Spending way too much time on the computer, mainly on the RPG site Kingdom of Loathing.

I'd like to meet:

A puppy that can talk. Or at least friends that will appreciate my eccentricities, and maybe someone that love me for me. A gay best friend. But a puppy that can talk would still be awesome.

Music:

ABBA, Incubus, David Bowie, Coheed & Cambria, Polyphonic Spree, Hoobastank, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alkaline Trio, A Perfect Circle, CruxShadows, Garbage, Alanis Morisette, Yellowcard, Tenacious D, Carbon Leaf, AFI, My Chemical Romance, Rent Soundtrack, LoTR soundtracks, Matisyahu, Gwen Stefani, Fall Out Boy ... really, I love all music. Except for country and some rap. Music = good.

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Legend, Labyrinth, Willow, The Princess Bride, Spirited Away, The Secret of NIMH, The Dark Crystal, Princess Mononoke, Grave of the Fireflies, Lord of the Rings, Queen of the Damned, Final Fantasy, School of Rock, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Kill Bill vol. 1&2, The Ring, Benny and Joon, Pirates of the Carribean, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Matrix, Boondock Saints, The Last Unicorn, Crybaby, Velvet Goldmine, Rent, Dodgeball, Garden State, I Heart Huckabees, Shaun of the Dead, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, King Kong, Saw, The Ring, and so many many many more, too many to actually list. Oof.

Television:

CSI, Sopranos, The 4400, Survivor, The Amazing Race, Big Brother... I'm a big Reality TV nerd. It's my guilty pleasure.

Books:

Redwall novels, Harry Potter novels, Outlander, Dragonfly In Amber, Voyager, Fiery Cross, Drums of Autumn, Shakespeare, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, fantasy/sci-fi novels, mangas, plays, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, anything by Christopher Moore, Eragon, Eldest, and anything else that interests me.

Heroes:

My boobs. They always have words of wisdom and encouragement. And my bird. He squawks.

My Blog

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Ooooh. My very first Myspace blog entry. I feel special. Or something. After a while of non-retail workingstuff, I'm thrown back into retail. Blah. Also, today for some reason the right side of my...
Posted by Malatise on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 01:32:00 PST