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steens

Ninja in training

About Me

Just a normal everyday human being, with a few minor exceptions. Some people think that I have marketable skills, but I think they are just trying to be nice. I have only a few talents in this world: 1. I am the best thumb wrestler in all the land... 2. I can spin almost anything on my finger... 3. I... shit, just 2 things.

My Interests

World domination, napping, and procrastination, but not in that order.

I'd like to meet:

The man who invented tater tots.And God, nigga still owes me 20 bucks

Music:

Anything that doesn't suck. If you know any cool bands, write me and tell me about them.

Movies:

Poolhall Junkies, Boondock Saints, Serendipity

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Golden Girls, Murder She Wrote. Actually, I tend to watch Fox News, that is by far the funniest shit on television. They actually think that people buy into their pathetic yellow reporting (if you bought into it....I'm sorry, but you're an idiot).

Books:

The Thomas family does not read

Heroes:

Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Kevin Costner, the three baddest motha fuckas around