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an ephemeral bastard

I'm the coolest guy ever. Seriously... ever.

About Me


Well, I'm playing World of Warcraft again. Its christmas, but my reindeer smells like shit and that makes Johs a sad panda.

Come play with me....

My Interests

Some things I like, or dont like but joke that I like, or joke that I dont like, but really do like:
Anime
Nintendo
Tabletop
Dice
OCC
Swords
Porn
Computers
Chappelle
Music
Cell Phones
Alcohol
Car
Girls
Writing
Painkillers
Bananas
Those little chicken drumsticks
Colored pencils
Gambling
Poop
Combos
'Delete Friend' button
Ikea furniture
Little Boys

Some things I abhore, or just dislike, or joke about disliking, or just put here because I felt like it for some reason because I had " a whim up my ass ":
Stickers
Stamps
Glitter
Pennies
Pot
STD's
Babies that wont smile at me
Fat
Kefka
Television
Churches
Military service
Rolling 01
Stubbing toe
Sunburns
Headaches
Hangovers
Hughes getting shot

I'd like to meet:

I'm playing Fire Emblem 10, almost through with it. Been hanging out with Ivan, he brought over Mario Galaxies which is just a hodge podge of 5 other styles of platformer, but its cool. We played "the Pirate board game" again last night. By far one of the best board games of all time (well, we redesigned the rules, so NOW its one of the best board games of all time) and seperately I ALWAYS win, so of course, I won again. Its not that im so awesome, even though that certainly helps, its that no one else can stay strategically focused on a board game for longer than I can. Eventually the bitch with the 54 card hand and 62 chips whos just won 5 straight cannon volleys on me in a row and taken down my empire will fuck up, and I'll get all the fucking mohney, and she'll be like "waaaa no way, you cheat" and I'll say lol and win. -Dec. 3 2007I've noticed that many of my comments are morose, and this is projecting me as a negative person. Thats just silly and not true, I'm a very very happy person. I think I just comment on myspace when I'm feeling down. Either way, I've started to compile a list of funny videos, and I'll post them HNYAH:
George Washington
The Badger Song
Mario Brothers realistically drawn!

I havn't commented in some time. I guess its best to say that I've almost entirely stopped caring. Not about myspace... no one important ever cared about myspace... I mean in general I've basically stopped caring at all. No rants, no news, no concerns. - April 28, 2007

Borat is being sued for being a good-ole american, doing exactly what every american wants... comming up with a really good idea, and making 'a number of million dollars so big it cant be fit that long way.' So yeah, they're suing him, and not for an amount of personal losses, but for specifically "all the money the movie makes". Fucking jews ;p (this is what I heard, I'm looking for any actual info on this at the moment)((Never did find any actual information on this, it was likely a rumor))(((then again, I never really DID look for any information, I did /google 'borat' and didn't find anything so I quit)))

Myspace really does bore me. I'll randomly decide to edit it, but I dont even care to dig through my pictures to get this place updated. Maybe I'll change a color or something, and then go "yeah well... its myspace" So, thats that. -November 14, 2006

*explative deleted*

This is cinematic mastery. This is the original japanese version, which has the credits throughout the funeral. Its a great effect, they didn't need to rewrite the credits for the american release. Also, the english voiceactor just isn't as good. The translations at the end are a little sloppy, which pisses me off though; I watched the anime-keep/anbudom fansub which is a much better translation if you want the series, but that version doesn't have a youtube video.
- July 11, 2006

Anime gives us the ability to ignore the surrounding and focus purely on one emotion at a time. It epitomises our ability to feel and share our loves and interests, the way an excellent movie can, but with more access to the most creative of people who live apart and adrift and fantasize.
-July 5, 2006

I like comedy

We must feel and we must think, it is all we will ever have. The deeper emotions, the darker thoughts, not just the love but the hate and sin and revolt and lust and anger as well are inside us, and are powerful and are ALL good. We cannot ignore who we are, or filter it, or shun ourselves. We must deal with all that is within us, or we live in fear and not yet understand why we are here at all. We are each a complete thing. Our strenghts cannot be had without our weaknesses as well.
Expose yourself to torment, revel in harsh times and miserable thoughts, embrace your disrepair; it is the only way to come alive.
- April 20th, 2006

We should embrace our perversions.
In responce to the "Japan Goes Crazy For 'Breast' Mousepad" article here the unnamed author states "They [japan] really are a nation full of hardcore pervs aren't they?"
Well yes, they definately are, and I dont think theres anything wrong with that. We're a nation of perverts who are petrified to admit or talk about it. When we do talk about it, we feel like we should be wispering or giggling wild-eyed. Perversions should be a simple and natural understanding, we have them, they aren't often logical, and they are a facet of ours that cannot be overlooked without feeling that people will never understand us. It creates fear that we cannot explain to someone how we think and have to justify our impulses.
- April 28th, 2006

"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late." -Mitch Hedberg

You should be selfish and do what you want. If you dont do what you want, you'll go insane. Its important that you relax, take life as easy as you can manage, and dont lie to yourself. If you like shopping, go shopping. If you like video games, play video games. If you like to go insane, go insane or else you're bound to go insane.
- May 1st, 2006

"If you drink O'Doul's, you're not drinking. But if you drink 20 O'Doul's in a half hour, you're a fuckin' non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem, too; and there are symptoms, like when you fall down, it will always hurt." -Mitch Hedberg

Music:

Crisis Averted!
Once again we were all saved. I had an inkling to do something stupid like put a giant picture of my own penis as my myspace profile. But, then I didn't. Yay for us.

Movies:

Esqueleto "I don't believe in God, I only believe in science."

Television:

My world of warcraft characters:
Johs : http://armory.worldofwarcraft.com/?#character-sheet.xml ?r=Hakkar&n=Johs

if you know NOTHING about warcraft, I'll make it easy for you. I'm in head to toe epixx, and that makes me better than you. (if you're a hot chick and you're also in head to toe epixx, I salute you! You make the world go round!)

Books:

I'm drafting a book. Its a freelance fantasy novel that blends into sci fi. Its very complex and long and if I were to write the series, I'd guess it'd be between 3 and 6 "books". So, this is a huge passion of mine to imagine and think about, but my sheer unwillingness to work continuously thwarts my plans. As it stands though, I have dozens of characters and story elements planned out. If it interests you at all, just ask me.

Heroes:

There are two things that are ungodly sexy: Intelligence and stubbornness. I think I hate people who are stubborn... but I also want to have sex with them.

My Blog

Liquid Fingers - Science trick

He explains it pretty straight forward. Fingers grow out of the liquid and duplicate on contact. Wierd stuff. ...
Posted by an ephemeral bastard on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:01:00 PST

Modern Art ;p

Hes not claiming this to be anything in the video, its just an odd video I found.Mostly everything I see labeled as "modern art" really mean "horrible art". I cant argue that if some artist exists tod...
Posted by an ephemeral bastard on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:28:00 PST

The most important question of all time.

If I eat nothing but Cheetos for an entire week, wouldn't my shit be orange? And if so, wouldn't my shit look like a giant Cheeto?
Posted by an ephemeral bastard on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:09:00 PST

Muthafuckinawesomeistpictureever

If you like Final Fantasy, and you've ever seen Azumanga Daioh, you'll understand why this is such utter brilliance. I ...
Posted by an ephemeral bastard on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:08:00 PST

New phrases

Ok, last night a few funny lines came up and I want to remember them. "This is my sober jacket" "mexican-brown and mutha-fucking-black? what are you doing, naming crayons?" "You're (enter girls name h...
Posted by an ephemeral bastard on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:50:00 PST

REAL ADVICE!

Whenever you feel bad, about anything, take a poop. It turns out that pooping always makes you feel better. Even if you're a skeptic, and you only feel a tad-tiny-bit-better, better is still...
Posted by an ephemeral bastard on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:42:00 PST

Currently living.

I've always had a set of feelings that I couldn't quite explain. They're just there, they always have been... only now I have a slightly better way to explain them. People all have a sence of mortalit...
Posted by an ephemeral bastard on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

Roots?

I'm not self destructive or any of that emo crap. I'm self disruptive. I get bored of routine, and I throw everything away. I go back to being completely alone. I sleep very little. I eat very little....
Posted by an ephemeral bastard on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:50:00 PST

LOLOL LAOL LOOls

That Ali G is one silly bitch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkuOuxRD1Bc Donald Trump is in this one, hes pretty upset that someone got him to agree to this ;p...
Posted by an ephemeral bastard on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:20:00 PST

Very Funny! swf video

often referred to as 'this year's leeroy jenkins'.Dives is the one speaking, this is a direct recording of him explaining the WoW onyxia fight to his guild, and then them subsequently wiping. Its godd...
Posted by an ephemeral bastard on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST