Ben

We are the greatest country on Earth but we get a little cocky from time to time. If we don't like the way your country's doing its business, we'll kick the door in, "Hey, hey knock it off, you're bugging the world, cut it out. And if you don't listen to us we'll throw all kinds of weapons and crazy shit at cha' (which we always apologize about using twenty or thirty years later). Listen we're really sorry about that, we were a little drunk at the time and we got a little rambunctious, the bomb we didn't know it was going to do that, we thought it was a contained blast and we didn't know it would make everything blown to smithereens. And you were being kind of a bitch. Country! {snap} Country! {snap} you are being kind of a bitch. Are we cool now and mind if we leave like three or four thousand troops and maybe some supplies here do ya, DO YA MIND. You wouldn't want us to get drunk again would ya! High five us, photo opt, FA-CHINK! [camera sound]." ( - Dane Cook)