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Heman

I am here for Friends

About Me

Axes, Steaks, Heavy Metal and Skateboards.............Havin' a good time.

My Interests

Skatin' & Destroyin'. Mischief.... Mayhem....

I'd like to meet:

More Trouble.

Music:

Old Metallica,Old Misfits, Slayer, Guns and Fuckin' Roses, Andrew W.K., The Animals.

Movies:

The good ones. Fight Club...

Television:

Stuff that makes me laugh.....Does youtube count?

Books:

Too many to name.

Heroes:

Hulk Hogan, Heman and my friends.

My Blog

What else..........

Did you think I did on my spare time????Donkey Punch House Rules!!!!!...
Posted by Heman on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

Candy aplles and razor blades........

As always I had a pretty eventful Halloween. Lots of drinking and all that other junk.This is my new favorite toy.Did I mention I have a strange fetish where I like it when people puke in my hands?The...
Posted by Heman on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST

Bum leg.

So like 3 weeks ago I got the worst shinner of my life.This was about 2 weeks after the swelling and the bruising went down.Yesterday I ripped the scab off and started squeezing the hell out of it and...
Posted by Heman on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me.

I don't remeber any of this so I apoligize for nothing. I slap my hoes. I throw other peoples exspensive shit. I drink your beer. I can't handle myself. Rum + beer + me= D...
Posted by Heman on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 11:40:00 PST

What the fuck?

What the hell is goin' on here???Things just keep getting weirder and weirder....Ahhhhh thats what it was....(This is where Hans starts banging on his door rally hard 'cuz we were being too loud and h...
Posted by Heman on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:55:00 PST

I dont remember much....

But here are some pics somebody took of me with there camera phone. I was blacked out but........Fuck it. Good Times!!!...
Posted by Heman on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 02:44:00 PST

Guess whos wasted?

Slap*Too cool for skool?   Courtesy of He with Vampire goblet......
Posted by Heman on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:11:00 PST

On and off.

I talked to the evil me and asked if he felt like skating.....He cooperated just long enough fo me to skate the shit outta this pipe-jam.Sunday it rained and I got wasted and endangered some lives.......
Posted by Heman on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:01:00 PST

Pissed the fuck off.....

So last night Tim, his friend Christian and myself went to go look at this handrail I saw in Downtown by the airport last night. So we are in this parking lot looking at this handrail and this sketchy...
Posted by Heman on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 07:28:00 PST

Did somebody say.......

CAR PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You wish you knew but you never will.
Posted by Heman on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 09:40:00 PST