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dirtsqid

the lucky wizard

About Me

fell off a balcony, " i'm an idiot your honor"

My Interests

being alive, breathing, dancin' drinkin' and then more dancin' and more drinkin' writing romance novels jumping down stuff on a plank o wood, getting surgery, brewing moonshine, stabbing setting fires,polka dots, vertical stripes, zips, buttons, g chord, vampires, pirates, refreshers, my buddy jack and his friend coke,the letter s, fermented potatoes, stencils, thrift stores, hats, feathers, flair, scarves, butterfly knives, cameras, movie posters, burritos, flying a kite on a windy day on cliff as the sun goes down, driving a car in the rain on the wrong side of the road, building a dog house and painting it purple, the color purple, supercalifragilisticexpialidotious(check spelling), being bored, airports, cemetarys, making paper darts, long walks on the beach, folding socks, ironing toast, faking interest when talking to someone on the phone or at the bar, trying to remember someones name you know you should know but you are always drunk when you see them so you always forget, free stuff, robots, fart and poop jokes, the olympics, human darts with josh, eating stuff, fireworks, the nineteen sixties, girls clothes fit better, candy, playing pool, gambling, setting the table,clockwise and anti clockwise, being an assshole,THE FUCKEN D...I...R...T...S...Q...U...A...D...

I'd like to meet:

squids

Music:

the cure, the rolling stones, the smiths, morrisey, the rapture, the who, the spelling mistakes, cat stevens, christian death, bahaus, joy division, the jam, the ramones, sonic youth, stereolab, belle and sebastian, the anniversary, pj harvey, nick cave, heart, lynard skynard, marc bolan, T rex, led zeppelin, guns n roses, bruce springsteen, neil young,the misfits, danzig, the stills, the LA guns, blonde redhead, the D4, tthe datsuns, the clash,the velvet underground, johnny cash, johnny paycheck, mississippi john hurt, the vibrators, the kinks, devo, cat power, the new york dolls, MC5, mudhoney, beck, the dirtbombs, radiohead, portishead, my head,the white stripes, melanie, the yeah yeah yeahs, the hot machines, the ponys, modest mouse, da nau, the sex pistols, black flag, i just pretty much like anything that is rock and/or roll!

Movies:

barfly, edward scissor hands, the big lebowski, fear and loathing in las vegas, from hell, what about bob, chopper, frankenstein, house of 1000 corpses, rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, full metal jacket, thr filth and the fury, Ziggy Stardust and the spiders from mars, army of darkness, clockwork orange, ferris buellers day off, the blues brothers, chitty chitty bang bang, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, fubar, fight club, punch drunk love, lord of the rings, sleepy hollow, taxi driver, spinal tap, quadrophenia vampire hunter d, the goonies interview with the vampire, frankenstein, bram stokers dracula, donnie darko, pirates of the carribean, mutiny on the bounty,any vampire or pirate movie or vampirate movie

Television:

is boring

Books:

cant read........eating

Heroes:

mick jagger, captain jack sparrow, keith moon