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Helloooooo!!;
My name is Naarsty Fokker. That is my real name, can you fucking believe it ? Now with a shit name like that I bet you ain't gonna love your Mum and Pop very much for ruining your entire life. So how do I go about getting the basic things of life like a fucking date ? Hopeless. I mean I can't even keep a goddamn job. Everyone's always picking on me; (Hey Naarsty Fokker); and you don't know whether your boss likes you or is just being saucy.
Who would want to shag Naarsty Fokker ? Okay, I had a few lucky breaks really, from a few weird chicks and they done it so that they could go tell their fucking friends "hey I shagged Naarsty., ain't that gross?". No love there. I am just a fucking scalp. So I am here looking for love and to earn a living.
Well, when everyone in the world feels like you are some dumb crap, I guess it's fine you put your energy into some creative stuff and here's what I ended up with. It's not even nearly as great as getting shagged but it's also my way of getting my own back on everyone out there. What I do is send my friends one of these tee-shirts,and other stuff on their birthday and watch them cry. He! he! he! Give it a shot . It's very liberating and so fucking funny. CHECK OUT ALL MY PICS !!
I am lonely; let's have some fun together here folks. Email me, chat me up, talk dirty to me, do anything to me. I can take it. Hey; up yours too!!
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My Blog

If your girl had a dick

Ever wondered what your girlfriend will do if she had a dick ?:10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standi...
Posted by ADD ME HONEY !! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST

If your bloke had a vagina

Ever wondered what men would do if they had a vagina for a day  ? :10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if the...
Posted by ADD ME HONEY !! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:07:00 PST

Fucked Up

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked bod...
Posted by ADD ME HONEY !! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST

My Sex University

Everyday we are attacked with boring facts about how many calories you can burn  while jogging, playing tennis or golfing and other really gross activities, Fuck, who wants to know ? Let's get in...
Posted by ADD ME HONEY !! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:38:00 PST

Guess Who's Come To Dinner

A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first...
Posted by ADD ME HONEY !! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:13:00 PST

Rich C ** t

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will gran...
Posted by ADD ME HONEY !! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:37:00 PST