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St. Satan

Christians know more about their hell than I

About Me

I have been despised for thousands of years by different religions. Ever since time immemorial men have been abhorring me, and for god's sake (did I just say that?) they blame every "evil" deed on me. I think, with the advent of the internet its about time for me to get out of my shell ( well you can call it hell) and try to communicate with men on a more personal level. Unlike your GOD who still hides inside his rather "obsolete" churches, I've decided that burning souls, and meddling with humanity are beginning to feel like toil than fun... and to all my faithful minions who can't get enough of my literary shits I have a held hostage right here, a demon-worshiping bitch to do me (!) a new profile at BlogSpot. Click this, my children: http://deadsoulcombat.blogspot.com/ Free Gothic layouts at SatanSpace.com

My Interests

I used to kick a lot of asses before. I started wars that killed a lot of people, I mean I just enjoy fingers pointing at me everytime the "shit hits the fan"... I have changed (ok kick my ass damn it assuming I have one).... Then again, your pathetic lives would rot in total ennui without my omnipresent gratification for bad and blood

I'd like to meet:

Actually I know each and everyone already and waging war against Jesus, The Holy Spirit, Jehovah (whatever you want to call your GOD these days) could be really tiresome and monotonous. Bad guys like me want new adventures every so often. I am sick and tired of reading myself in "bad" light everytime I open the bible which by the way is so agonizing. Its about time that I read about how I "feel" and what I "think".

Music:

Mozart's Requiem in D minor,Berlioz' Grande Messe des Morts, Verdi's Requiem, Die Eier Von Satan, Marilyn Manson

Movies:

Rosemary's Baby, The Exorcist, The Omen, Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny, Constantine, Little Nicky,End of Days,The Ninth Gate,The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc,The Prophecy,O Brother, Where Art Thou? South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut The Devil and Daniel Johnston,Simon of the Desert,Bless the child

Television:

Futurama, South Park, God, the Devil and Bob and Doctor Who (The Beast)

Books:

The Satanic Bible, The Holy Bible ( I can't believe I just typed that)

Heroes:

Me ( Well I haven't triumphed yet but wait until that happens)TOOL'S Die Eier von Satan

My Blog

Even the Prince of Darkness gets weird questions

Even the Prince of Darkness gets weird questions Pretty interesting stuff, yes. Here I am just minding My own business and still I managed to collect tons of flak from the mortal world. In the 1 mo...
Posted by St. Satan on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:47:00 PST

The Stars of Reality TV Shows

I've been having headaches amidst my enthusiasm over America's current favorite obsession, watching Reality TV. Apparently, it's still alive and kicking even after Survivor was introduced. You're a to...
Posted by St. Satan on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:40:00 PST

Hellishly Awful Movie Sequels

I went to see Rocky Balboa recently at an IMAX Theater. Okay, so IMAX isn't really the most ideal place to watch a movie that's devoid of CGI graphics and computer effects, but consider the circumstan...
Posted by St. Satan on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST

Why Satan loves her: Britney DudeWhere'sMyBrain Spears

No, I don't have a penchant for talentless blonds with crappy taste in fashion nor do I enjoy seeing their naked beaver shots in public (although not necessarily a bad thing) but I love how her transi...
Posted by St. Satan on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST

Satan's Favorite Fags/Dykes: Who loves Gay people? I do!

They gave us the Mardi Gras, fashionable clothes, hideously insane make-up, and made Cher, Queen and The Village People a household name. Who loves these ass-grabbing, cock-sucking flamboyant creature...
Posted by St. Satan on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST

The Satanic Way

Sorry guys, I'm feeling a wee bit tired right now, so I'm making this a short, but nonetheless sweet blog, like what you'd except from the dark liege of inhumanity (add that to my resumè of ever-growi...
Posted by St. Satan on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

I just can't hide my parental side...

Bad thing (which actually means good thing here in hell,) I finished my workload ahead of time, which explains why I'm writing on my blog right now. I've already aligned beside my table the boxes of ...
Posted by St. Satan on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:58:00 PST

Just Bored...

Yesterday, I got bored from the stuff I usually do in my "Helly Pad" (that's the name I give to my office at hell,) so I decided to go out and to have some fun at the surface. The elevator to the sewe...
Posted by St. Satan on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:35:00 PST

Satan's Favorite People of the Week

Hey fools. Remember a couple of days ago when you mofos accused me of being emo? I guess nowadays when somebody shares his feeling, he's emo, even if his intentions were only to make the world a littl...
Posted by St. Satan on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST

Ailments, God, and Boobie. I Mean Bobbie...

As of writing, I am experiencing pain on the left area of my neck. I seemed to have slept on the wrong side of the bed, I suppose (these figures of speech entertain me.) I consulted my nearest chiropr...
Posted by St. Satan on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST