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I'm rich, fab, and have great hair.I got the nickname, "The Donald," by being rich.I like to start off most my sentences with "I" because I am, "The Donald."I have a television show on NBC and it's pretty washed out.I fired Carolyn and hired my daughter.I did it for poops and laughs.I don't drink although I should.I think no one should like me, but everyone should love me.I am a womanizer.I am heavily involved in the special olympics aka the Miss Universe Pageant (that was harsh, but I have money).I am not a fan of Martha Stewart.I have numerous kids from numerous wives.I think of my wife as a bitch, not bitchin.My wife is a tramp, I mean, a trump.I do like supermodel wives, but the reason I divorce them is because there is nothing super about them after they have given birth to a new generation of me's.I like to go in debt over my head, just so I can have more attention put on me.I do this because in then end I'll have even more attention put on me when I make three times as much as I lost.I like to keep it real, mad real.I am completely cereal.I am, "The Donald"
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You are master! You know it all. You love it and willing to give it as much as possible. You are willing to try new things every day. All you want to do is get that groove on. You have the stamina, the know-how, and the abilities to do it again and again! Besides, with a name like doggy, doesn't make doggy-style not worth it! Take the 'What animal describes your sex life!' quiz!

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The cocky chick
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You seem kinda cocky at times, you seem to think you are the "sensation" above all those losers at school or work. You do like checking out guys behind your boyfriend's back, possibly to bed them as well. You just don't like people that seem freakish, you only hang with the preps, cheerleaders, jocks. You should get to know more people! Even if they are different or "freaky", meeting different people can be fun, not scary! :D Take the 'What kind of person are you?' quiz!

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My Interests

money, mula, dinero, chedda, bucks, dollas, $, dough, cash, benjamins, dead presidents, greens, women
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: green
Hair Color:: dirty blonde
Height:: doesn't matter
Favorite Color:: green
Screen Name:: TheDonald4U
Favorite Band:: 50 cent
Favorite Movie:: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Favorite Show:: Suddenly Susan
Your Car:: Bently
Your Hometown:: Compton
Your Present Town:: New York, New York
Your Crushes First Name:: Vanna White
Your Grade:: A+
Your Style:: easy
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: I own multiple penthouses
Kissed someone in the rain?: People kiss me
Danced in a public place?: Public dances around me
Smiled for no reason?: Hells no
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yeah, this year actually. I was the executive of the Miss USA Pageant.
Peed your pants after age 8?: Yes, twice a day since I was 13
Written a song?: 50 cent and I go to the candy shop
Sang to someone for no reason?: People sing to me
Performed on a stage?: I saw Broadway shows
Talked to someone you don't know?: I know everone worth talking to
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: I love Mel
Made out in a theatre?: I own theaters
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Yes, while pissin my pants
Been in love?: My wives had
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Mel
Tell you, I love you?: Mel
Kiss you?: Mel
Hug you?: Mel
Tell you BYE?: Mel
Write you a note?: Mel
Take your photo?: Mel
Call your cell phone?: Mel
Buy you something?: Mel
Go with you to the movies?: Mel
Sing to you?: Mel
Write a poem about you?: Mel
Text message you?: Mel
Touch you?: My grandma
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: with Mel
Time you cried?: with Mel
Movie you watched?: Get Rich or Die Trying
Joke you told?: Being the executive of the Miss USA Pageant
Song you've sang?: People sing for me
Time you've looked at the clock?: Time is money
Drink you've had?: Water on the rocks with a hint of lemon
Number you've dialed?: Mel's
Book you've read?: Captain Underpants (the complete series)
Food you've eaten?: fudge
Flavor of gum chewed?: fruity surprise
Shoes you've worn?: My beautiful Lacostes
Store you've been in?: Walmart, but only because I wanted to feel better about myself
Thing you've said?: If you bend over, we can all go home early
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: I have people write for me
Whistle?: I don't need taxis
Blow a bubble?: My wife blows
Roll your tounge in a circle?: I roll benjamins
Cross your eyes?: It's not right
Touch your tounge to your nose?: It's a loss of money not being made
Dance?: I can
Gleek?: I am fond of gleekers
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: There is plenty of time to sleep when you die
Speak a different language?: Money
Impersonate someone?: Myself
Prank call people?: People call me
Make a card pyramid?: I own the Taj Mahal
Cook anything?: Babies
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: billionaire, I would..wait, I am a billionaire
I wish ...: never
So many people don't know that ...: I was never poor
I am ...: The Donald
My heart is ...: red
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I'd like to meet:

I've already met everyone worth my time and money.

Music:

50 cent, Nickelback, Johnny Cash, Pennywise
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Movies:

Home Alone 2, Zoolander, For Richer or Poorer, Get Rich or Die Trying, Richie Rich, The Money Pit, Money Talks

Television:

The Apprentice, Miss USA, Suddenly Susan, The Fresh Prince of Belair

Books:

The Dictionary, Captain Underpants

Heroes:

The Donald