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Special Pants

Hallowed Be Thy Pants

About Me

Emerging from the flea infested vaginal lips of the Himalayan Yeti, five fully grown men descend upon the unsuspecting youth of the people's republic of Canada in a pyrogenic ball of igneous rock. Only to embed the phallic tip of their enormous love rocket directly into the apathetic nostril of an entire generation. These five men, who when combined were known solely as Special Pants, spewed forth a melodic amalgamation of constipation inducing rhythms, that when sonically imbibed by the human female would cause an unsolicited firming of the mammary apex. In other words, titties be getting hard. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generatormspmb enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" allowScriptAccess="never" allownetworking="internal" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u=1 46725953" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="426"

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Music:

Member Since: 1/8/2007
Band Members: Ryan Irvine - Vocals
Mike McKenzie - Guitar
John Schumacher - Guitar / Vocals
Aaron Barclay - Bass
Dan Woodland - Drums
Influences: Gwar, No Means No, Primus, In Flames, Boney-M...
Sounds Like: Disco Terror
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Long time coming......new stuff is here.

14 tracks unearthed from the dungeon of DeWinton. Carpet, towels, bedsheets and all. Stay tuned for more details. 
Posted by Special Pants on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST