Father Forgets |
By W. Livingston LarnedListen, son; I am saying this as you lie asleep, one little paw crumpled under your cheek and the blond curls stickily wet on your damp forehead. I have stolen into your room al...
Posted by Captain Awesomepants (40831) on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:30:00 PST |
Calgary Vs. San Jose |
Just wanted to let you guys all know that San Jose has only won a single game out of 4 against Calgary this year......Please remember what happened last time we hooked up in the playoffs.....Have a gr...
Posted by Captain Awesomepants (40831) on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST |
Let me tell you.... |
About life....Seriously, I have no complaints. Sometimes we get caught in our daily grind and forget how lucky we are to be alive and breathing...focusing on what’s really important. A good ma...
Posted by Captain Awesomepants (40831) on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST |
With recent success comes...... |
Sometimes the people who care about the most will be the ones fastest to Sabotage your efforts. I've been in business for myself for the last 5 months. It has been a STRUGGLE..... se...
Posted by Captain Awesomepants (40831) on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:11:00 PST |
Iconic genius of this century, and a true legend of hockey predictions....yours truly. |
I again prove that I am always right. Never question me, it is futile.My dear Emily will attest to this. In the third period I told my dear Emily what the score would be, and how it would go down. ...
Posted by Captain Awesomepants (40831) on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:20:00 PST |
Important FYI for all my San Jose readers about tonights Sharks game..... |
Calgary wins......We have your number, we haven't lost a game against the Sharks since October. Just a 'for your information', which is what 'FYI' from the Subject line stands for.... No offense, I j...
Posted by Captain Awesomepants (40831) on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:57:00 PST |
Ahhhhhhhh.....welcome to California, Awesomepants! |
As stated above.....Ahhhhhhhhh! California....I am now an official resident. I've recently learned of the joy that is known as earthquakes, and to be honest I don't see what all the crying is about....
Posted by Captain Awesomepants (40831) on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST |
Late nights with coffee in hell.... |
Life moves on, architectural beauty and magnificence makes room for functionality, and somehow artistry disappears in the valley of form. Sky scrapers grow, while cathedrals collapse. Somehow this s...
Posted by Captain Awesomepants (40831) on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:45:00 PST |
And to you Mr. Robbins.... |
Tony, one of my newest mentors, had some words to share with you today.EnjoyHe was bitter and cruel, an alcoholic and drug addict who almost killed himself several times. Today he serves a life sente...
Posted by Captain Awesomepants (40831) on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:34:00 PST |
Institutionally repressed...... |
Oh boy....A new pinacle of achievement at my more-than-mediocre job.
Today....In my cubical....When nobody was in the room....... ... ...... ... ...I attempted...
....
... ....to light a fart o...
Posted by Captain Awesomepants (40831) on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:52:00 PST |
