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Shazzle McNazzle

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Ok, so don't be fooled, my real name isn't Shazzle McNazzle. That's just my myspace alter-ego, ha! anywho... I'm Joe. But my friends call me Joe. I'm a pretty laid back chill dude. There's nothing like gettin a bunch of the guys together just to hangout and booze it up and have a good time. I play the guitar although not a lot recently it's starting to collect a little dust on it which really makes me feel guilty. My guitar's name is Isabella btw. I think working out is fun, I try to get in the gym at least 5 times a week. It makes me feel good when my lady feels my arms and gives me a "wow" or a "oooooooo" so that's all the more incentive to get my ass in the gym. I'm really not sure what else should go in this "about me" section.

My Interests

working at Menards, I try to workout at least 5 times a week, playing the guitar, listening to good music, chillin in chicago, going to shows, long walks on the beach, and sometimes I like to just rent a movie and stay in and cuddle all night

I'd like to meet:

Just to clarify, I'm really not on here to meet anyone. It's just a fun way to waste a lot of time. I'm actually already with the most amazing woman on the planet and she makes my little heart go pitter-patter. It's not very often you can find a beautiful young lady with a lot of intelligence and I have so I'm planning on hanging on to her for a while. She also has something that 99.9% of women are totally lacking ... COMMON SENSE, LOGIC, AND REASON!!!! which to me is very impressive, cuz intellect is just as attractive as a really hot ass and perky tits :~)

but this is normally the section where most people would describe the qualities they find desirable so I guess I'll go along with it...

I guess the first thing that I really like is a woman that has an appreciation for sexy lingerie. I'm talkin' g-strings, lacey undies, garter belts, g-strings, fishnet stockings, maybe even a thong if she's hot enough to make it look good (because generally thongs don't do it for me, unless they're lacey and tie up or ya know, something really sexy), and g-strings. I dunno why, but hot damn do I like a woman in all that good stuff. Especially if she's the kind that'll just lounge around the house in some sexy lingerie.

The second thing I really like is definitely nice toned abs!!! WOOO!!! this is freakin' hot. I like a gal that takes care of her body and nice abs is a good sign of being in shape. I workout a lot and like to think I take care of my body so it's nice if she does too.

and to be perfectly honest, I much prefer the brunettes. The whole blonde hair blue eyes thing just really doesn't do it for me, it just seems like now girls like that are a dime a dozen. not that I don't like blue eyes, but you get what I'm sayin'. I'll take a tan, dark brown brunette, with amazing bluish-green light eyes over pretty much anything else.

I also think bodily hair is just gross, the less a woman has the better off she is in my eyes. so shave it, wax it, nair it, whatever you gotta do, it'll look much better gone

I'll conclude this with some pictures of really hot chicks....
Keeley Hazell


Marissa Miller

Gisele

Music:

Below Radar
Ateriavia
The Postal Service
Taking Back Sunday
Rufio
Glassjaw
Underoath
Story Of The Year
Fairweather
Mae
Bleed The Dream
Fall Out Boy
Matchbook Romance
Senses Fail
311
The Used
The Starting Line
Funeral For A Friend
Moments In Grace
Thursday
Yellowcard
Plain White T's
Midtown
Lost Prophets
Hot Hot Heat
Further Seems Forever
AFI
Finch
Amber Pacific
Death Cab For Cutie
Count The Stars
Coheed and Cambria
Portishead
Brand New
Autopilot Off
Hawthorne Heights
Silverstein
Emery
A Static Lullaby
Third Eye Blind
Motion City Soundtrack
Boys Night Out
The Early November
Saves The Day
Fenix TX
Panic! At The Disco
Cartel

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Swingers, Casino, Van Wilder, Goodfellas, Bring It On (big fan of Kirsten Dunst), LOTR, Kill Bill, the really oldschool disney animated version of Robin Hood, ya know the one were robin hood is a fox..... like the animal you morons, I'm not saying Robin Hood is hot.... Blow, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dead Poet's Society, The Breakfast Club, Office Space, Fight Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Old School, Vanilla Sky

Books:

I read Maxim, that's about it Maxim Magazine

Heroes:

Donald Trump and Joe Montana

My Blog

like nothing else.....

the best feeling I've ever had.....just lying on the futon in her room watching some Grey's Anatomy and she gives me that look that just screams "I LOVE YOU" without saying a word....I really can't de...
Posted by Shazzle McNazzle on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:10:00 PST

BEST FUCKING WEEKEND OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

So it starts on friday with picking up my baby Sam and heading into Chicago to the amazing Westin River North hotel. We were on the 10th floor with a river view room. Which was spectacular of course. ...
Posted by Shazzle McNazzle on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 09:34:00 PST

trials and tribulations....

Well I'm pretty sure noone cares too much but I like to humor myself and think that occassionally people might read a blog or two of mine... but anyways, there have been a lot of changes going on lat...
Posted by Shazzle McNazzle on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 07:09:00 PST

FUCK JACK AND SALLY!!!!!

why do all these stupid ass goth and punk kids have this obsession with that god-aweful "A Nightmare Before Christmas" movie???? Can anyone explain this for me???? I started watching that movie onc...
Posted by Shazzle McNazzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bitches...

Girls make me really pissed off.... pretty much all the time and it's mainly cuz they're just being girls (ya know, totally unreasonable and lacking any logic or common sense) so as you can imagine...
Posted by Shazzle McNazzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION

ok so here it is, strictly for my personal entertainment (unless I really like the answers you give) and for you the reader to have some fun, not really looking to find a girlfriend from this so don't...
Posted by Shazzle McNazzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

!!!!!Vegas!!!!!!

The Vegas trip was insanely awesome... Ghostbar is freakin' badass... My friends and I ran up some wild bar tabs at Zuri, a really awesome "ultra lounge" in MGM Grand.. Bellagio is by far the awesomes...
Posted by Shazzle McNazzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Mr. Reagan

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the modern times. Brilliant man. he'll be very missed. for the love of god could someone please bring back reaganomics?!?!?!?!
Posted by Shazzle McNazzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SOOOOOOOO WASTED!!!!

Went down to IU last weekend. It wasn't as great as I was hoping cuz there were cops everywhere but saturday I started drinking good ol' Coors light, got pretty tipsy from that then decided to do a sh...
Posted by Shazzle McNazzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I feel funny!!!!

ok so this whole myspace business is new to me and the "add as a friend" thing is just kinda wierd. I feel like I'm asking people out on a date. any other site you can just add people to like a "favor...
Posted by Shazzle McNazzle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST