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† Mortuary Mary †

Never believe a zombie when he tells you your shoes are untied

About Me



My Interests


Grave marker charcoal rubbings, taxidermy, antique coffins, burial shrouds, funeral dirges (and Roman Dirge), dark graphic novels, eulogies, wailing mourners, funeral pyres, the undead, those little satin pillows they put in caskets, grave robbers, burial rites of the past and present and wakes.

I'd like to meet:


I would love to meet zombie enthusiasts, horror makeup FX and movie lovers, vampire freaks, those who admire corsetry, Vincent Price fans, goth music makers/shakers/listeners, other Pagans, those with a biting sense of humour and other interesting people.

Music:


Rob Zombie, Zombie Girl, The Zombies, The Cure, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Astro Zombies, Blood Sucking Zombies from Outerspace, Music For Zombies, Mambo Zombies, Swamp Zombies, Zombies On Broadway, and Sex With Lurch.

Movies:


The "Dead" series (i.e.: Night of, Return of, Dawn of, Day of, Land of), Dead and Breakfast, the Phantasm series, Shawn of the Dead, Zombie Honeymoon, the Resident Evil series, the Evil Dead series, Beetlejuice, Revenge of the Living Zombies, Hard Rock Zombies, Redneck Zombies, Raiders of the Living Dead, Teenage Zombies, King of the Zombies, the Halloween Series and the Friday the 13th series.

Television:


Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, Golden Girls, Dexter, Masters of Horror, Family Plots, and Medical Incredible.

Books:


Grey's Anatomy, Pet Semetary, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Handbook, The Sigh/The End, Marvel Zombies, Gospel of the Living Dead, Handbook for the Recently Deceased, Zombies vs. Robots, Fist Full of Zombies, Pulp Zombies, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Roman Dirge's work, Jhonan Vasquez's work, and Invasion of the Elvis Zombies.

Heroes:


George Romaro, Tobe Hooper, John Landis, Simon Pegg, Rick Baker, Bela Lugosi, Tom Savini, Mozart, Vincent Price, Ed Gein, John Carpenter, Clive Barker, Stephen King, John Douglas, Norman Bates, Donald Pleasance, Leatherface, Kane Hodder and all the groovy zombies out there doing their thing.

My Blog

Day of Nervousness

Well, tomorrow I go in for my re-check at my OB/GYN and I'm pretty scared. Last time I went, I found out I had cancer and now I have to see if I still have it after the surgery. I wont find out for a ...
Posted by † Mortuary Mary † on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

Hospital Time Again

My dad's in the hospital again. He passed out on my lawn last Saturday trying to trim the shrubs and I took him into the ER. He was there for a couple of days but he's back again. He's having a lot of...
Posted by † Mortuary Mary † on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:46:00 PST

Celebrity Rant

I've been known to rant a bit about celebrity behavior and I have to get it out of my system again. It seems like every other day some jackass girl is getting in trouble for a DUI or drugs, then bounc...
Posted by † Mortuary Mary † on Mon, 07 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

Weekend of Thrills

My weekend started with a bang. I got home from my friend's house where we watched a movie and my dad had passed out on the lawn. I took him to the ER and he's been admitted for a heart flutter. He's ...
Posted by † Mortuary Mary † on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:57:00 PST

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel

I was just watching a list of the 20 worst videos of all time and I can't believe the Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch" was on the list. It's a horrible song but I can't help loving it. Yes, I know al...
Posted by † Mortuary Mary † on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:00:00 PST

Addicted

Every time I get a new Sims expansion, I end up addicted to it. I got the Seasons pack and I've been working my butt of growing veggies and fruit trees. I know it's sad to get so into a game, but as I...
Posted by † Mortuary Mary † on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:18:00 PST

Where's a Xanex when you need one?

I'm in a very blah mood tonight. I'm depressed, lonely, and generally in a bad mood. I wish I had some company. I hate days like this. That's all I really had to say.
Posted by † Mortuary Mary † on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:19:00 PST

New Ink Pic


Posted by † Mortuary Mary † on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

Ink and being a Grindhouse Girl

Well, folks, I'm getting the ink I've been talking about for a while now. I'm going in around 5 or so and I'll be sure to get a pic of it while I'm there to post. I'm thrilled, as I always look forwar...
Posted by † Mortuary Mary † on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

....and put it where the sun doesn't shine!

Okay, here's the situation: Three f'ing months before this surgery I got together with all my doctors who prescribe medication to me to make sure that I could either stop taking them for a week or two...
Posted by † Mortuary Mary † on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:28:00 PST