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the kraken

let love gnaw the meat from your bones

About Me

i'm shrub75 on AIM and yahoo...just ask, its so much easier that way....

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My Interests

pugs, tattoos, coffee, hockey, viruses, anatomy, snorting dogs, bad sci-fi and horror movies, belgian beer, philadelphia soft pretzels, mustard, william shatner, plastination, atomic bombs, trying to forward my agenda of mandatory licensing to breed and mandatory sterilization for those who do not qualify, hauling my ass all over the united states alone to see nin, knitting (well, trying to...), miss spider, gerbils, home cooked thai food, good sci-fi and horror movies....

I'd like to meet:

interesting, funny, intelligent, twisted, thoughtful, respectful, mature, quirky, open minded people. walking paradoxes.oh, and josh homme....

Music:


nine inch nails, marilyn manson, guns n roses, depeche mode, duran duran, interpol, the faint, faith no more, mr. bungle, lovage, peeping tom, anything mike patton, outkast, rob zombie, white zombie, harry connick jr, frank sinatra, tony bennett, johnny cash, cursive, desaparecidos, motley crue, system of a down, rammstein, elefant, ryan adams, david bowie, sisters of mercy, boysetsfire, mother love bone, rage against the machine, saul williams, rasputina, frontline assembly, ministry, revco, the cure, the smiths, skid row, def leppard, u2, nirvana, alice in chains, bon jovi, mindless self indulgence, N.E.R.D., morrissey, tweaker, the rapture, the decemberists, prince, my chemical romance, death from above 1979, the bravery, the white stripes, KMFDM, the postal service, the dresden dolls, queens of the stone age, bloc party, the beastie boys, placebo, MIA, every time i die

Movies:

fight club. idiocracy, se7en, the exorcist, pitch black, wet hot american summer, iron giant, the nightmare before christmas, supersize me, war of the worlds (the original), the day the earth stood still, manos the hands of fate, evil dead 1 & 2, orwell rolls in his grave, the omen, the amityville horror, they live, the andromeda strain, ed wood, sin city, hellraiser, event horizon, clash of the titans, house of 1000 corpses, the devil's rejects, the professional, pretty much anything with johnny depp, gary oldman or rowdy roddy piper....

Television:

battlestar galactica, house, 24, Oz, MST3K, futurama, the tick, the simpsons, sealab 2021, harvey birdman, nip/tuck, mythbusters, south park, daily show, brak show, x-files, star trek, arrested development, the venture bros.

Books:

choke, invisible monsters, fight club, hot zone, into thin air, deadly feasts, men who stare at goats, killing yourself to live, fargo rock city, the lucifer principle, demon in the freezer, chemical pink, get your war on, survivor, swan song, stiff, sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs, world war z

Heroes:

ebola, syphilis, and the atomic bomb.

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My Blog

dead tired

not much to report. right now, my life consists of school, homework (when i actually have time), work, and a tiny bit of sleep. it’s really kicking my ass hard. i wouldn’t be the least ...
Posted by the kraken on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:09:00 PST

Temple

for reasons that i have yet to figure out, i didn't get into the nursing program at temple university.  i guess my 3.7 gpa wasn't high enough for them.  they did say i met the requirements f...
Posted by the kraken on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:52:00 PST

WTF!?!

i don't think i can adequately express how profoundly disturbing i found this: jesus christ, psychiatrists should be dispatched en masse to these things. ...
Posted by the kraken on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 02:36:00 PST

shit...

you know, i know the holidays are historically a tough time of year for a lot of people, but until this year, it never really bothered me.  i don't think i've ever felt so acutely alone in my lif...
Posted by the kraken on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:01:00 PST

why does this make me so happy?

seriously, this just makes me giddy with it's awesomeness.  i need help....
Posted by the kraken on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:40:00 PST

dude, this is ridiculous

seriously.  this is fucking awesome.  trust me.Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction Closed CaptionedUploaded by Elodie-74...
Posted by the kraken on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:49:00 PST

yet another stroke of genius from the onion

Proposed Bill Would Bring 4,000 Troops Back To LifeWASHINGTON-According to Congress, the bill is the most effective way to ensure that the growing casualty rate in Iraq is instantly reversed and reduc...
Posted by the kraken on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:16:00 PST

woo hoo! its looking like a disappointing week.

well, things are shaping up for it to be a craptastic week.  i was supposed to go to the flyers game monday with a friend from work, but he had to bail since he has a basketball game to coach.&nb...
Posted by the kraken on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 10:05:00 PST

story of my life

seeing someone with someone else can be unbelievably painful
Posted by the kraken on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:14:00 PST

nikki fucking sixx!!!

that man is absolutely beautiful in person.  considering the life he's lived, he either has the best plastic surgeon in the world, or, has sold his soul to the devil.
Posted by the kraken on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:57:00 PST