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Citizen Zero

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About Me

What can I say about me without sounding pompous and vaguely masturbatory? I consider myself a reasonably intelligent placental mammal, though the Nobel commitee hasn't called yet... fuckers. I think my best quality is probably that I bathe on a regular basis, and that I have a head. Mmmmyep. For those as are interested, prints of my art are available here http://gub72000.deviantart.com/

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? I dunno, um, my counterpart in the antimatter universe, god(Prove me wrong o almighty invisible man. Prove me wrong.), Someone from the far future(please take me back with you. I hate it here), any of my fellow placental mammals with a brain in their heads and a cynical smirk on their lips... Eh. Who cares? No one reads this shit anyway, do they? Atheist
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Erection 2008

So, the next democrite who vomits  the words "This primary is tearing the party apart! Hilary (Barack) should concede" is getting stabbed in the eyes. I find it profoundly disturbing that, in thi...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 17:59:00 GMT

Tolerance

I caught wind of this yeaterday, after I had a conversation with a "True Believer" about how accepting and tolerant the Christian faith is. Prolly preaching to the quire for the most part here, but......
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 08:10:00 GMT

WARNING!

I just saw Run, Fatboy Run. By the end of it, I was ready to fling poop at the screen. It was an atrocity of the highest order.You’ve been warned.that is all.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:51:00 GMT

A confession

Okay. So, as hideously awful as I’m afeared its gonna be, I really gots a craving to see Repo Genetic Opera when it comes out. P.S. Puppy fans, Ogre’s in it
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 06:59:00 GMT

Monday morning update

So. I feel that I’ve done an awful lot of amorphous bitching of late, so I thought I’d shake things up a bit and throw down with a Weekend recap. Prosaic, true, but fuck it. It was a prett...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:00:00 GMT

A statement of principle

Christ, I need a drink.
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:42:00 GMT

Once

Once, I said clever, profound things.Once, I was capable of stunning flights of imagination.Once, I thought the world was vibrant with possibility and wonder.Once, I believed in hope, and that good th...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:14:00 GMT

suck it.

Where. Is. My. Goddamn. Nuclear. War.A plague, a comet impact, a flood, anything. I don't care.I can't stand living among these self absorbed, self important pigs any more. They've got to die. All of ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:27:00 GMT

Mars photo

May be a bit behind here, but last week NASA released this photo taken by the Spirit rover of an apparent humanoid figure on Mars. Judge for yourself what it be...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Heath Ledger

Know what? Fuck Heath Ledger. Suicide is, for the most part, a cowards way out. (One notable exception is Hunter Thompson.) I'm sorry. Maybe I'm a cynical callous bastard, and I've been to suicidetown...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 14:30:00 GMT