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E.Tak

Riot of the Blood

About Me


The E.Tak (Bigboobicus Grabberittica) is a homosapien native to North America that combines wit with a super fly ass to fill the same ecological niche as a unicorn-dolphin. It is the world’s fanciest nocturnal primate, and is characterized by its unique method of getting down; it dresses in the attire of various children's television characters, then prowls about it's habitat in search of a good time.
The E.Tak is the world’s best video gamer, and dwells predominantly on the couch in the living room. It weighs about 110 lbs, with the breasts contributing to about 80% of the entire weight. Other than Vlixx (Vlixxentacious Niceassicus) and the David Bowie (Hotdamnieus Sofineicus), E.Taks exhibit no sexual interest in members of the opposite sex.
The adult E.Tak has a constantly changing hair color and never settles on one style long. The E.Tak's face is rodent-like, the shape of a weasel's, and houses bright green luminous eyes. It's breasts and ass are very round and large. These features contrast its skinny body, and are the likely cause of why bitches be hatin'. The E.Tak's hands are arguably its best feature. Much like other primates, it possesses opposable thumbs, but unlike a lot of other primates, the E.Tak uses it's hands to create pictures of other females with large breasts. The hands have been the cause of many disputes as to whether or not they are filled with pure gold.
The E.Tak lives primarily in downtown Atlanta. Its natural habitat is deep in the heart of the south, but may live in cultivated areas due to boredom. City E.Taks, the most common, dwell in shitty apartments, and are usually sighted carrying bags of cat shit to the dumpster. The E.Tak sleeps during the day in nests surrounded by felines.
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My Interests

haute couture, electronic music, bright colors, eccentric fashion style, vinyl toys, graffiti, japanese culture, horror movies, cartoons, cats, seafood, video games, art, museums, graphics, fantasy anything, paranormal activities, quesadillas, bad 80s music

I'd like to meet:


Music:

my friend's bands helltrash
sex crime superstars
punish yourself
slowearth
avi ghosh
skabdriver
psyclon nine
combichrist
jae ellis
alpha shemale
icon of coil
apocalyptic visions
panzer ag
scandy
lust
abbeyvain
columbine

Movies:



Games

Television:


Books:

anything by julliet marillier, the harry potter series, the redwall series, salem's lot, wicked, the his dark materials series... basically anything fantasy

Idols

My Blog

Marry, Fuck, Kill

Step right up and play my game of Marry, Fuck, Kill! For each set of 3 people, you must decide who you would fuck, who you would marry, and who you would kill. You MUST choose one of these three optio...
Posted by E.Tak on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:14:00 PST

myspace hot goth chicks

ah, the myspace hot goth chick. everyone has seen them. they comment on the pages of any semi-attractive alternative guy over and over again begging for attention. you can't tell them apart from one a...
Posted by E.Tak on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 03:17:00 PST

deleting a shit ton of people

95% of the people on my friend's list don't communicate with me. so i'm doing a mass deletion of people. this also means that i'm occasionally accidently deleting people i do talk to. so just re-add m...
Posted by E.Tak on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:37:00 PST

my musical tastes throughout the years

this is a video collection of my musical tastes throughout the years.james taylor - fire and raini was a baby when i first started listening, hahamy parents started me off early by shoving their music...
Posted by E.Tak on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:34:00 PST

now accepting commissions

$15 gets you a simple portrait in my style for you to use anywhere! all you need is a paypal account and a picture of you. MAKE SURE I CAN SEE YOUR FACEi can also do portraits of friends/family/videog...
Posted by E.Tak on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:56:00 PST

rockband.

KATE + KELLIE = ROCKBAND AWESOMETIME YEA BUDDYman oh man, expect a video of drunk kate singing timmy and the lords of the underworld. i rock that shit....
Posted by E.Tak on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST

violence and video games

so last night on the news, i saw an interesting story.2 players of the violent online game, world ofwarcraft, torture and murder their daughter.fox news kept emphasizing the word "violent" and did a s...
Posted by E.Tak on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST

Band Girlfriend Rant

a lot of girls, myself included, happen to be dating members of bands. and i've noticed a few things that i just can't hold back any longer. so lo and behold...kate being a bitch.first things first. d...
Posted by E.Tak on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:17:00 PST

what i want for christmas

i've decided to make a christmas list. because i can.a parasaurolophuscome on. look at it. wouldn't you want to ride on it's back and gnaw on it's cresty horn thingy? i know i would. i'd name him Rueb...
Posted by E.Tak on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:13:00 PST

OH MY GAWD U GUYZ LOL

I BE FAMOUS NOW. ok not really, i like to pretend i am and sit in the corner with my unicorn plushy and sing about how i'm a princess. ANYSHIT. if you go and buy combichrist's new cd, get your body be...
Posted by E.Tak on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:56:00 PST