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IVY SLIME

ivybaby

About Me


greetings earthlings.
i am IVY
and i'm a fucking slime bag
MY BIRTHDAY WISH LIST:
My 18th birthday is on November 26th!
People have been asking me what I want
for my birthday so I've compiled a list of
some of my favorite things :)
I'd love to receive gifts of any kind be it DIY stuff, your artwork, store bought goodies, or just a card!
Please send to 1511 SW Park Ave. #108
Portland, Oregon 97201
and if you really love me:
(click links to open in a new window)
100% Kanekalon KK Jumbo Braid Hair in any color!
Cyberlox/Tubular Crin in any color!
artifice stockings
goggles
wigs of any kind
ugly dolls!!!!
swear shoes (trucks)!!!! women's size 8 USA
bizarre art/prints/posters/comics/sculptures
tokidoki!
scarlet bliss pony fall hood
vegan/vegetarian cookbooks (&baking!)
i love love love books!
poetry, philosophy, art, and cooking
are my favorite subjects to read!
send me a copy of your favorite book!
IVY SLIME YOUTUBE!
Master Fungus is my partner in crime. We are horrible for each other and it's terrifyingly cute. I love him more than everyone else in the entire fucking world. And if any of you cunts try to touch him i will personlly bury you alive.

My Interests

i'm finally going to fill this out...

a nice cup of tea, expensive chocolate, screening your phone calls, spending way too much money on clothing i'll only wear once, napping all day, getting philosophical about nothing, vulgarity, etiquette, baking, reading, doodling, fidgeting, doing the twist

Music:



jeff mangum/neutral milk hotel, the cramps, bauhaus, the fall, magnetic fields, nick cave/the birthday party, scout niblett, the cranes, sex gang children, cocteau twins, inca babies, rudimentary peni, david fucking bowie, the happy mondays, skywave, brian eno, tom waits, vitalic, iggy pop/the stooges, siouxsie and the banshees, slowdive, joanna newsome, neva dinova, miss kittin (&the hacker), kaada/patton colaboration, philip glass, michael andrews, the swans, !!!(chkchkchk), and leonard cohen duh

Movies:



i have a huge boner for bela lugosi

so naturally i'd have to say dracula(1931), i have also very recently acquired a boner for john waters and his comedic genius (it's a little late to be jumping on the bandwagon i know), and my last boner is for ewan mcgregor in velvet goldmine because that movie is just sexy even if it really sucks, other than that... pulp fiction, life aquatic, jeux d'enfants (might be my favorite movie ever), rushmore, ed wood, acid house, fear and loathing, clockwork orange, dead man, trainspotting, the devil & daniel johnston, 24 hour party people, cecil b. demented

Television:


stella (forever and always), i have this unhealthy obsession with the food network, specifically the baking shows

Books:


rimbaud, lautremont, blake, rilke, baudelaire, nietzsche, neruda, roethke, dante's inferno, welsh, t.s. elliot, lorca, keats, dr. seuss.

Heroes:


world of warcraft