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FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THIS NOTICE SHALL RESULT IMMEDIATELY. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ This ain't nø Sectiøn 8 my brøtha. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Yea lemme get that plastaigrette... _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ ...We shall ingratiate ourselves to Allah by slaying this journalist... _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ I thought the audit wasn't supposed to take place for another 18,000 years. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Full Body Amputee Mark DCLXVI: Unassembly Required. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Last time I talked to him, I was you. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ THE HYPOCHRIST IS RISEN _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ OMG the glass on my Gaydar screen just broke. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________It's like pissing text into the wind with you, and you know - with a serif font - that hurts. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ "Yes. The course will be staid... I mean stayed, wait you guys couldn't hear the difference could you? Dammit, roll this again." _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ The weapons are so top secret that you can only fire them at authorized personnel. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ One day this culture I ignore will crumble away, then what will the television do all day? _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ The production on this reality sucks. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ WHATCHYU DOIN' SUNNI BOY? - The New International Redneck _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Cock: Unblockable +10 Ignore target targeting your target's defenses'defense. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ One day I will be fucked righteously for my efforts. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ What a marvelously disgusting fugue you play. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ THERE IS NO NEED FOR RECIPROCATION WHEN YOU DIVIDE BY ZERO. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ It's a pre-existence condition, they don't cover that. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ INSTANT INSULT: Just Ad Hominem _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Losing touch is easier than letting go. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ I think the Uberdick has dicked me uber. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ I'm sorry to hear that. Send my condolences to yourself, if you would. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ You couldn't take 5 if you chopped your hand off - Kalashnikov couldn't take mine in a Mexican Standoff. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ The Albatross hangs from its own neck these days. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Never look back, only over the shoulder. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Fuck off is a like-kind exchange. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Cry me a river full of tiny violins. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Top of the fuck you to you. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Why waste time debating someone else's humanity, when you can maintain your own? _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Poly-ambivalent Ersatz Citizen self-debilitant / My carbon fibre suit hangs from thinnest philosophical filaments / "Some men are created more equal," and I'm definitely beyond your equivalence / Highly militant, Status Quo-Magnon Man / In a crate stateshipped through stagnant lands / Your home PC refuses to load the Jewish Question / It's simply an issue of asking whose conception / You'll lose investment, playing catch up in digressions / Vivisectionist secular pestilent right versus leftism / has left the situation too sensitive to level the rest of it / Once again the low-pitch black is calling the kettle shit / The settlement is in the amount of culture's last vestiges / Time for you to pay down the inevitable deficit. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________Check the livery markings for the imagery-starkness. My holographic spray paint makes murals into strategic targets for the overwhelming post-draconian darkness, aggression unharnessed snaps synapses you bleed back through the red carpet just in time to roll out with the garbage. Creating hard hits like broadside of the barn shit -- Vaunted hominids take knuckle drags and cigar hits, reputations start tarnished, modus operandi's fetched the farthest. In the rhyme's iron grip you've been held harmless. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ The style is too clean instantly like listerine You can call me Mr. Mean as soon as our positions meet Typically I'm taking a conniption leap and Implicitly rippin these unholy dishwater epiphanies I discretely nix the mystery meat when it hits the scene Situations get hairy like unshaven hipster teens Your anti-literacy is a disposition feat, Missin beats worse than Def Leppard's drummer ---- BLISTERING _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Y'ain't fast enough to be spittin' into the wind, in competition it'd take you infinite minutes to win. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ Pushin envelopes til they flip the desk, interconnect and hit the deck. My fist'll wreck, keep preenin' in the mirror while I introspect. Smoking gun, fish in a barrel, you can check the pistol depth-- My pilot program launched initial russian missile tech. I'm on strike with a box of blunt wraps and a 5th of triplesec, cuz to the tusks and to the teeth I'm armed like Gilgamesh. On the disrespect you know you missed a step, my smear campaign will chocolate-socks you across your kitchenette. I slap the lack of taste outchya mouth leavin big brother's nipple wet. You'll have to get a whole new flippin' set. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ I'm the all purpose paper pusher pursestring lurker turned berserker desk jockey third world service economy ad hominem philosophy illogically clockin fiends hired to mop the scene after the SWATtin Team blows off the steam and the block is clean.It's a fucking brouhaha like hops and yeast when we pop the reams like Socrates I chug drinks like hemlock teas from across the seas to make a mockery of the nobodies stoppin me when it's got to be impossibly worse than a lyrical colostomy to any imposter we possibly spotted tryna top the scene.I foster beats when it goes from a mouthfull to a house-full of oust-able jousting flows to run you outta house and home on a mission to dowse your dome with the most incalculable masterful pyroclastic bastardized magically rabid multisyllabic happenstance to advance on your last half a chance at a master plan. I'm always the last one on the cast to stand. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________Faceless, latent bass hit. Lethally I put you to sleep on some faith-based shit. You test my patience, I'll basically make a statement: I aptly label bumbaclots worse than vaginal platelets. Taste of replacement, you can't face it when the tapes shift -- mySpacin' in your basement your business is basically tasteless. _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ _____________________________ #(¶??¶§ª•¨••?,,?^&@*#&^(@$*& ;($*&#..?¥†..ª•ø,,?°p@^#$%^%$!*&^! 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T HE PARTIES hereby acknowledge their automatic acceptance of and adherence to strict non-disclosure provisions as otherwise provided upon receipt of this document· This document constitutes a waiver of any and all rights, including but not limited to any protections afforded by any governmental agencies at the local, state, federal, provincial or international level. The Parties further acknowledge that their adherence to full non-disclosure/non-circumvention provisions as per ICC 600 and the most recent revisions is automatic, irrevocable, irrecoverable, and unconditional, upon pain of death.
T HE PARTIES hereby hold Horatio Negersky harmless against any loss whether physical, monetary, mental, spiritual, existential or otherwise arising from any instances of this text having been read or any act of god immediately preceding or following the reading of said text herein.
EXECUTIVE ORDER No. 666.6667
EO 666.6667 states blither alia:
WITNESSETH:
WHEREAS, Items exist.
WHEREAS, any and all Items may or may not have intrinsic or assessed value, the value of such Items being determined by specified Parties.
WHEREAS, such Items may be in the possession of specified Parties, and as such are subject to immediate forfeiture, seizure and/or transfer to the Secured Party hereunder, also listed as the Declarant.
NOW THEREFORE, in consideration of the absolute and incontrovertible nature of the heretofore and the henceforth hereunder, all Parties shall subrogate immediately and simultaneously upon receipt of this document without delay, protest, prior consent or written/verbal agreement. Furthermore, Declarant hereunder reserves in advance an exclusive Divine Right to enact and enforce the provisions hereunder, and shall not be subject to any such provisions.
DECLARATION
COMES NOW HORATIO NEGERSKY, Emperor and Declarant or Secured Party, holding jurisdiction of and title over all that is surveyed by proxy, and states the following:
I, Horatio Negersky, as Emperor of all that I survey, shall immediately come into possession of any and all Items, and shall be marked as the Secured Party or Primary Lien holder to such Items. Those Items may include, but are not limited to the following:
1. Air (regardless of molar weight, pollutant content, any and all particulates or aerosols or other such airborne substances or any other organisms as specified),
2. Assets, Securities, or Financial Instruments (includes any and all Items to which an intrinsic or assessed value may be assigned and placed under the name of a beneficiary, whether that beneficiary is the owner or holder of such instrument, or any and all notes of debt, legal tender, valuable consideration, collateral, guarantees, safe keeping receipts and any other financially negotiable instruments),
3. Bacteria (includes any and all Monerans or Protists whether prokaryotic or eukaryotic in nature, accompanying protein sequences, and any and all species, subspecies, or mutations resulting thereof),
4. Equipment (includes any furnishings, machinery, vehicles, supplies, or any other general items that are considered an outfit to be used for any purpose, need, or exigency that may arise, including under Force-Majeure circumstances),
5. Governmental Authorities (all federal, state, county, municipal and other sovereign governments worldwide and all subdivisions, agencies, authorities, departments, courts, commissions, boards, bureaus, and instrumentalities of any of them having jurisdiction over the Parties and the Land),
6. Minerals (regardless of composition, density, mass, weight, color, hardness, value by weight, or location and subsequent jurisdiction thereof),
7. Persons (including any and all Corporations, Estates, Individuals, Living Trusts Partnerships, Sole Proprietorships, Private Institutions),
8. Property (includes any and all Items owned by any Party to this or any other agreement, regardless of whether the property is real, personal, or intellectual, whether such property is Public or Private, Military or Civilian, Federal, State, County or Local, whether there are any judgments, liens, or mortgages outstanding on said property, including outstanding taxes, and whether there are any current Patents, Trademarks, Trade Names, d/b/a, or Licenses on such property),
9. Timber (including any and all species of plant which are classified as “Treesâ€, including fruit trees, hardwood trees, conifers, or any other cellulose-based plant materials which can be oxidized or processed into Items –which acting Emperor will then further assume control of),
10. Water (regardless of dissolved pollutant content or any and all particulates or Bacteria as stated above, or proportion of hydrogen to oxygen atoms in an assay of parts-per-billion)
TERMS OF DECLARATION
Upon receipt of this document, any Items owned by any Persons or Governmental Authorities, including such Authorities themselves, shall immediately be in receivership to the Declarant. Items are subject to transfer to Declarant without notice, demand, protest or prior written agreement. No Party shall have claim against Declarant for damages or any other alleged violations. Upon Declarant’s receipt of all Items, such Items will be subject to a Lien or Liens, with the Declarant listed as Primary Lien holder and Secured Party. Any previous Lien holders shall subrogate without protest, and their notes of debt shall then become payable to Declarant.
Any attempt by any Party (excepting the Declarant) to wrest control or ownership of any Items seized by Declarant shall immediately be deferred by whichever office is petitioned. Such attempts shall be construed as Encumbrance of Items Forfeited, and shall be prosecuted accordingly as per Paragraph 2 of the fine print section below.
Parties acknowledge that upon any such attempt to wrest control of the above listed Items from Declarant through any venue, they shall be in Material Breach of Contract and will willfully default all of their possessions to the Secured Party and draw their last breath.
Last breath will be subject to a specified percentage of royalties that will become due to Declarant from violating Party’s next of kin pursuant to Declarant’s receipt and ownership of the “Air†as an item listed above. These royalties shall be calculated on a sliding scale, whereby the assessed or intrinsic value of any Item used in violation of this Declaration becomes due and payable to Declarant. See payment section hereunder on the following pages. Unauthorized use of Items is specifically defined as “Use of Items by any Party excepting the Declarantâ€. Any unauthorized use of such Air or any other Items by any Party without prior receipt of sums due to Declarant for royalties constitutes a Waiver of Power of Attorney. Unauthorized Parties shall be detained indefinitely at an undisclosed location to await secret hearings, which have been postponed.
Claim of ownership will be re-filed under Declarant’s name at the expense of the violating Party. This debt is non-transferable, and shall not be payable through any type of Valuable Consideration or Notes of Debt.
This document shall be construed under its own terms, and constitutes an Irrecoverable Defeasance on all other Agreements, Collateral, Corporations, Deeds, Estates, Instruments, Liens, Private Collections, Securities, Valuable Objects (including Gemstones, Engraved Stamps, Paper Currency, Bullion, Coins, Rare Earth, Precious and Semi-Precious Metals).
PAYMENT
Parties submitting payment in Notes of Debt or Valuable Consideration for above expenses resulting from resisting scheduled forfeiture and seizure of their Items shall owe an amount 7% greater than the payment submitted.
These additional sums shall be assessed upon Declarant’s receipt of payment, however payment of these additional sums is due 10 days prior to Declarant’s receipt of 1st installment on such expenses, pursuant to Declarant’s whim.
As such, any additional sums are late and shall be subject to a penalty fee equal to the amount due, thereby doubling the amount due, which shall then immediately be re-assessed and adjusted for additional penalty fees as defined herein. Re-assessments will occur automatically and continuously without any delays ad infinitum. If any assessment or re-assessment of amounts due occurs at any time, the Parties are automatically in Default and shall be bound to the terms outlined herein below regarding the same.
ADHESION & AGREEMENT FOR MATERIAL BREACH OF CONTRACT
Receipt of this document by any Party other than Declarant constitutes tacit agreement to enter into an Agreement for Material Breach of Contract. Parties in receipt of this document have automatically and subsequently agreed to the terms of the Agreement for Material Breach of Contract, which is a Contract of Adhesion and shall not be attached herewith for any Parties to review. Parties are bound to the terms of the Adhesion Contract, but hereby waive any and all rights to review their obligations, and as such shall be marked in Default for Failure to Perform under the aforementioned Adhesion Contract.
No details of the Adhesion Contract may be disclosed to any Party until they have accepted the terms of the Adhesion Contract and thereby waived their right to review such contract. Receipt and subsequent agreement to the terms and conditions of the Adhesion Contract is automatic, irrevocable and unconditional.
The Parties, having entered into an Agreement for Material Breach of Contract, further acknowledge that their individual and collective rights as citizens, shareholders, sole proprietors, corporate officers, or more generally as Human Beings, have been fully extinguished. This acknowledgement is automatic and unconditional, said extinguishments of rights are irrevocable and irrecoverable by any Party.
NOTA BENE: The provisions herein are effective 10 days prior to the Parties’ receipt and acknowledgement as per the Adhesion Contract.
SCOPE OF DECLARATION
* ALL PARTIES ARE HEREBY HELD IN VIOLATION UNDER APPLICABLE LAW
All provisions in the above section pertaining to acceptance of Adhesion Contract terms are non-negotiable and shall supercede any and all vetoes, orders, international treaties or summits, tribal council meetings, resolutions by any multinational organizations, boycotts, personal grudges, vendettas, blood feuds, case law or any legal precedents used to contest this document, decisions by any legislative or judicial entities at any level of jurisdiction, other declarations, prior agreements or contracts.
No Mark of Reprisal or other such document shall grant authority to any Parties (excepting the Declarant) to take any action including but not limited to legal filings, physical violence, character defamation (including Defamacast over the airwaves), public or private protest, editorials and other opinion articles which do not cite this document as grounds for their subrogation, vituperative effluvience, black-bag operations (foreign or domestic), assassination attempts, encumbrance or general utilization of any seized Items through Unauthorized Use as outlined herein above.
ENFORCEABILITY
As per this Declaration and the Terms herein, any attempt at subterfuge as described in the above sections shall be persecuted beyond the fullest extent of the law. Parties attempting any form of subterfuge will be detained pursuant to the Terms set forth on Page 2, Paragraph 2 of the fine print section regarding Unauthorized Use of Items.
Declarant reserves the exclusive right to choose the Venue for such proceedings, and shall act as the deciding official upon appearance at such proceedings pursuant to Declarant’s seizure of all Governmental Authorities. Declarant shall act as Judge, appoint himself to the Jury twelve times over, convict and personally execute any Parties attempting subterfuge.
DEFAULT
As per the above section regarding Agreement for Material Breach of Contract, and the Parties’ automatic, tacit agreement to and acceptance of the terms contained therein, all Parties are immediately in Default for Failure to Perform under the Adhesion Contract.
Upon receipt of this document by any Parties, a Default will be opened; receipt of this document is automatically construed as an Event of Default pursuant to the terms herein.
In the event of a Default by any Parties, their right to Cure said Default is hereby extinguished; any and all actions taken to ameliorate, undo, lessen, or cure said Default are null and void. Parties may be forcefully removed to an undisclosed location as described above at the sole discretion of Declarant.
Parties in Default [Read: All Parties] acknowledge that their Items as itemized above are subject to immediate forfeiture, seizure, and/or transfer without any prerequisite notice or agreement. Any Items forfeited to or seized by Declarant shall be subject to Auction on the first Tuesday of each month in front of any selected Courthouse; Declarant is the only Party allowed to bid at such Auctions. Upon Sale of these Items, Declarant’s possession of such items shall be restored due to the above stated provision.
INDEMNIFICATION
All Parties hereby agree to indemnify the Declarant against any potential loss as a result of any violations of Item Use Provisions, or any other violations of Anti-Trust Covenants as per the Adhesion Contract.
Time spent on handling Item Use or Anti-Trust Violations that inhibit Declarant’s ability to enact and enforce any additional provisions under this document, thereby inhibiting the transfer of additional Items to Declarant, shall be charged back to the Parties at Fault at the rate of 100% per annum plus other additional expenses.
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I am Jason.
I play drums.
I write music.
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