My name is Al, I like to chill. I wear glasses. My turn ons include Cesar (droooool), the Spanish language, the Italian language, men with piercings who wear suits, Judge Larry Elder of Moral Court, men with British accents, showers, Manu Chao, guys named Axl or Sebastian, boxer briefs, nerdiness, mediocrity, gettin' pierced/tattooed, philosophers, theologians, hot professors, guys with bellies, gay men for some reason (straight boys are stupid), and chocolate, among other things. My turn offs include BO, chia pets in the bedroom, the French language, guys named Jaques or Francois, mandals, briefs or thongs on men, chest hair, assholes, men with too many muscles, male models, men with big egos who think you want them when you actually don't, men who look like video game characters and/or cartoons, and boys with long hair that gets in my face when they try to get near me.
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both."
The Muppet Personality Test
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: allison, affectionately known to some as "big al"
Birthday: december 2, 1984
Birthplace: chicago
Current Location: chicago
Eye Color: greenish blue
Hair Color: right now it's short and copper red
Height: 5'2 1/2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: white and native american
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals in the house
Your Weakness: i have no weaknesses, except maybe my addiction to crack cocaine
Your Fears: spiders, narwahls, that clucking sound people sometimes make with their tongues, drowning, perverted old men
Your Perfect Pizza:
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose a couple pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: hello world
Your Best Physical Feature: boobs
Your Bedtime: whenever i get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: i have too many
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, but coke when i am eating pizza
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king, but mcdonalds for breakfast
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton with no sugar, no lemon
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes, like a fuckin' sailor
Do you Sing: only in the shower and on cheerioke.com
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes, still am
Do you want to go to College: your mom goes to college
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: sure why not
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes, when i am on the swings at the playground
Do you think you are Attractive: i think some people find me attractive...i'm working on the rest
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes...i have to start working out again
Do you get along with your Parents: yes but mostly my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love thunderstorms...they help me sleep
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play viola in high school...i should take it up again...also i dabble in guitar and piano but have no idea how to play them
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not unless you count those 100 calorie pouches...they're not quite the same
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no...blechk
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i will never die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a psychotherapist
What country would you most like to Visit: antarctica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: light brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: depends on the guy
Height: taller than me
Weight: a bit of a belly
Best Clothing Style: something hot
Number of Drugs I have taken: do prescriptions count?
Number of CDs I own: i'm not gonna go count all of them
Number of Piercings: 5...7 if you also count the ones that have closed up
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret nothing
Be an exotic dancer ? eew
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no...people in the food service industry need every dollar they can get
Scuba dive ? no, due to my fear of drowning/deep water
Go rock climbing ? yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? yes
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? wigger
Bologna ? oscar mayer
Hott ? bitch
Orange ? fruit
Real world ? mtv
Fuck ? you
Jack ? off
Cucumber ? juice (yum)
Hip-Hop ? bunny
Uniform ? police officer
UniCORN ! ? narwahl (shudder)
Rainbow ? beautiful
Clown ? fish
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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