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Crystal Yuki

I'm fucking stupid. Make certain you want to be my friend!!

About Me


I'm a Island Girl raised by my Musically Inclined Awesome Handsome Norwegian Daddy and Beautiful Island Mom, not to mention my Wonderful Salacious extended family in the beautiful state of Hawai'i. It takes a village to raise a child and it definitely took one like mine to raise one as CRAZY as me. I love my huge family. I would never use family as a cop out for my mistakes, I'm glad they raised me to be the person that I am without shame as to who I am or want to be. My family is my life and love.
I've been loved on for 8 years by my baby daddy..ahem...I mean husband/warden and we have 3 handsome sons that look so much like him. I know I drive the people in my life nuts with my foolishness but I wouldn't have it any other way. As long as I do my part to let them know how much I love them and what role they have in my life, that's all I care about. I have been guilty for taking them for granted but I always try to do my best to redeem myself. I'm trying to cut down on the indiscretions. Thank you for putting up with me.
I love to push boundaries and limitations. I don't like being told I can't do something because it will push me in that direction even more. I do dangerous things just so that I can get that 10 second high, which has left me with many injuries and lots of trouble. Challenges are fun and I'm not shy about experiencing new and different things. I'm by far nothing you've had yet to experience and that's the way that I like it. Don't ever sell me short, because I will far exceed your expectations.
I love meeting new people and do judge people by their appearance, but will always give them the chance to prove me RIGHT. If proven wrong, it's like a breath of fresh air. I love clever, funny, intelligent, jerk fuck assholes who can go round for round, tit for tat. You guys keep a smile on my face. All of you know who you are.
I love to go out and have great times with my friends. I usually try to out do whatever crazy thing I did the last time before. If you can hang, let's do this. If need be I'll pull over and hold your hair back on our way to breakfast, thats a promise! I've got your back if you've got mine. So, here's to the nights that turned to mornings and to friends who turned into family.
All in all, I love to have a good time. From shooting pool and showing my ass (not literally), being content reading a good book, getting dolled up for night on the town with my girls, jumping out of planes and bridges, going out camping and mudding, staying straight filthy or cuddling under the sheets. I say a lot of shit that shouldn't ever come out of anyones mouth but that's just me.
I LOVE THESE GUYS!
BONK
MIKEY-SAN
JKM
JOSHIE
SHIRLEY
STEPHANIE
AARON
TK
JR.
PHIL
LOS
JIMMY
TRACY
NATE
LCTM
KANDY
AMY
MAXINE
RAQUEL
MELISSA
RACHEL
DONNA
JOHN
LEN
H.LIN
HEATHER
JISHI
CHELLE
MIMI
TOMMY
LYNN
ASHES
MORTY
E. LINIGER
TINA
HEATHER
MLANIE
MELISSA
JESSICA
JAWA
GIMME SOME MORE

My Interests

Music:

I EFFING LOVE MUSIC
LISTENING
SINGING
DANCING
RELAXING

MUSIC IS ALWAYS INVOLVED

PUNK
ROCK
DOO-WOP
OLD SKOOL RAP
OLD SCHOOL R&B
HIP-HOP
SKA
REGGAE
ANYTHING
&
EVERYTHING

Movies:

i effin' luv películas
50 First Dates
American Me
Any Given Sunday
Apocalypse Now
Big Daddy
Carlito's Way
City Of God
Clerks
Deliverance
The Doors
E.T.
Fight Club
Friday
Gangs of New York
Heat
Hot Chick
Inside Man
John Q.
Kiss The Girls
Labyrinth
Legends of the Fall
Long Kiss Goodnight
Million Dollar Baby
Momento
My Cousin Vinny
Napoleon Dynamite
North Shore
Office Space
Point Break
The Princess Bride
Professional
Quiet American
Riddick
Risky Business
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Saw
Scarface
Scent of a Woman
Se7en
The Shawshank Redemption
Tombstone
Top Gun
Unforgiven
Vertigo
We Were Soldiers
X-Men
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Zoolander

Books:

JAMES PATTERSON
DEAN KNOOTZ

Heroes:

CALCULATION NEVER MADE A HERO. MY FATHER, MY HERO.

My Blog

Bag N Tag

So, it's another day in what seems to be days on top of more endless non-meaningful days. No, I'm not high, I just felt like writing that...Anyway, I'm speeding along because well, I like to drive fa...
Posted by Crystal Yuki on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:06:00 PST

Rules for Drunk Dialing

Rules for Drunk Dialing: 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happe...
Posted by Crystal Yuki on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 05:02:00 PST

luscious

I think it's really cute that I've got hate mail coming in all over the country. Leave it to bitches in this beautiful country to hate on a chick who they don't know but envy. Yeah, I said it, I'm n...
Posted by Crystal Yuki on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:40:00 PST

Morgan's Corner -HAWAI'I-

After editing my profile a bit, a bunch of my mainlanders wanted to know what's up with the Morgan's Corner in Hawai'i.  So here are the legends, you choose to believe, if you don't...proceed wit...
Posted by Crystal Yuki on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

FAMILY VALUES TOUR!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!  JULY 27, 2007 VIRGINIA BEACH, VA!!!  THIS FUCKING SUMMER IS GOING TO BE WICKED!!!Korn are putting the value in Family Values, offering $9.99 lawn tickets at each stop on the to...
Posted by Crystal Yuki on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST

Informative Phrases

Hahaha...I'm still cracking up that I listed this under the category "Romance and Relationships".  Anyway, if I have one good thing to say about listening to my guy friends talk shit ...it's prob...
Posted by Crystal Yuki on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

Grahams Gripe...Goals, Plans, Hopes Sucks...

Thursday, March 22, 2007 You are: Comedy is more important!Category: Go Thursday, March 22, 2007 You are: Comedy is more important!Category: Goals, Plans, HopesSo I think it is a bit fucked up tha...
Posted by Crystal Yuki on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST

Word of the Day

Incredulous - Unwilling to admit or accept what is offered as true.
Posted by Crystal Yuki on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST

THE WASTELAND'S MUD BOG

The Wasteland's Mud Bogcheck out the website....http://www.morganscornermx.com/id15.htmlAT Morgan's Corner MX Park 1026 HWY 158 Elizabeth City N.C. (252)771-82201 Mile from Newland Truck & Tracto...
Posted by Crystal Yuki on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:21:00 PST

another day more drama

So...I go to the grocery store to pick up some essentials and more power bars and when we're walking out, some a grown woman runs into Mikey, causing him to fall down and bust his nose...Damn. Everyt...
Posted by Crystal Yuki on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST