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My name is Mike, people that know me real well call me Mikey, and some people call me Big Mike (except ladies I've slept with, they say it's too ironic). I am 6'6" 360lbs, and in shape (round is a shape). I am Native American, Chippewa Cree to be exact, my reservation is in Rocky Boy, MT, but I live in Vacaville, CA. Right now I drive a taxicab for 60 hrs a week, I haven't really been feeling the whole drinking and partying thing, lately I've been more of a hermit. I don't do the internet blind date thing, u can never trust a picture or what people say about themselve, plus I have a rock solid rule u should all follow, women should never go out on blind dates because the guy always shows up looking like me, and men shouldn't go out on blind dates because the girl always shows up looking like me. And the whole chatting on the internet thing, I mean how am I suppose to know that a woman is drunk enough for me to try and talk to her, nah I'll save my predator style game (watch for the weak to stray from the herd) for the club.
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I like the underwear that I wear, I dont mean like I think I look sexy in them, I mean they are really comfortable, they don't ride up my buttcrack (you ladies know I'm a male J-LO), They are Hane's Briefs, not the tighty whitey's but the one's that look like I'm an athlete (sumo wrestler). I buy them in the color grey, the color of business (no black and white in business only grey), it means when you see me in my underwear I'm about to get down to business (and you've had too much to drink).
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I'd like to meet:

Okay, I just want everyone to know that I do not want to use the internet to date, I've had some very bad blind dates, and I've found that people are full of shit, I learned that after I paid attention to the things that I say on dates, damn I'm full of shit. Anyways, as far as myspace goes, I do not want to meet WEBCAM HOES, ADBOTS, OR ANYONE SELLING ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET, I DON'T NEED NO LOAN SO DON'T TELL ME HOW LOW YOUR INTEREST RATES ARE WITH A DEFAULT PIC OF A LADY IN A BIKINI ON YOUR SITE...Who I'd like to meet are funny people, people with a sense of humor, people I don't have to apologize to when I say something that I think is funny, I love my fellow natives but if you're using a native pic to try and sell me a house, I'm gonna hunt you down and show you naked pictures of me, don't think I won't, I'm cruel and savage like that.....Bloggers are also a welcome addition to my friends, however I may or may not subscribe to your blog, I'd just like to keep you in arm's reach, in case I feel like reading some more one day....oh yeah and read my blogs before you invite me to subscribe, I probably enjoy a whole different style of writing than you expect... ..

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Movies:

I like porno only for the acting, I skip the sex parts. I like action movies because I get to see things I'll never do like snowboard, skydive, save the world, you know like active people do. I like comedy because when I have a girl over and I put on a funny movie and get naked I pretend she's laughing at the movie. I like drama movies because without it how could I see lying, cheating, and...... oh wait that's everywhere (even here sometimes... nobody's perfect). I like romance movies because I learn what not to say to girls because they would accuse me of being corny and ask me if that crap works on other girls (I need to date stupid girls).

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, My Wife and Kids, Wild n Out
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Books:

James Patterson, Vince Flynn, are my favorite authors right now and I would say any of their books are my favorites. Lorenzo Carcaterra is up there too hes got some good books

My Blog

Do you call me Michael, or Mikey???

She called me Michael, we were rarely ever apart, and when we were near each other, at least one of our body parts were always touching. I was in love, the one and only time in my life, I've had stron...
Posted by I'm Mikey, Loner Extraordinaire.... on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 01:45:00 PST

QUESTIONS?????

Why am I so serious now? Where does the funny go? Ever since I switched over to nights my blogs have stopped, I have an idea what's going on, on the night shift, everything is a little more serious, I...
Posted by I'm Mikey, Loner Extraordinaire.... on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 12:51:00 PST

Let me know what you think

Okay so I went and got my haircut today, the dude that cuts my hair, his name is Lofty, is in a group called N2DEEP, you might remember their big hit BACK TO THE HOTEL from back in the day, I wanted y...
Posted by I'm Mikey, Loner Extraordinaire.... on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:14:00 PST

I need u

I'm so sorry, I haven't written in so long, I don't know what's wrong with me, would it bother you if I let out a few things to you and then I erased the blog in the same day, the main opinions would ...
Posted by I'm Mikey, Loner Extraordinaire.... on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:46:00 PST

I know, I know......

I know, I know, I haven't really been writing too much lately, in fact, I haven't really been doing much other than working, I'm gonna have a little something coming at you this week though, but check...
Posted by I'm Mikey, Loner Extraordinaire.... on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:40:00 PST

Could I be in for a Winter Romance??

I made my way to the deli counter and stood patiently as the girl was busy looking at a catalog. She was really cute, I'd seen her at their other deli in town and she must've been transferred to this ...
Posted by I'm Mikey, Loner Extraordinaire.... on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:12:00 PST

WHAT DID THE HAND SAY TO THE FACE? SLAP!!!! (reposted)

I saw her again today, the girl of my dreams, she was walking into the section 8 office with her two kids. Today I noticed something different about her though, she seemed sort of sad, like something ...
Posted by I'm Mikey, Loner Extraordinaire.... on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:14:00 PST

Pretty people have opinions too

I have opinions, I know this may come as a shock to some of you, I know some of you are saying "someone like Mikey should not have opinions, he should just keep his mouth shut and look pretty" well, I...
Posted by I'm Mikey, Loner Extraordinaire.... on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:36:00 PST

A Letter From My Stalker

 Dearest Mikey,                           I saw you walking down the street today ...
Posted by I'm Mikey, Loner Extraordinaire.... on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:48:00 PST

Another Attempt At Romance (Advice From My Stalker)

She had wondered where he had been, she hadn't seen him in months but there he was walking down Main Street Vacaville, his name was Mikey. She didn't understand her attraction to him, he was out of sh...
Posted by I'm Mikey, Loner Extraordinaire.... on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:39:00 PST