Finding
Laughter
And
Creating
Comedy
In
Dingers
Constantly
Resisting
Erect
Wieners
We strive to entertain ourselves through means of male nudity. And it works.
The members of F.L.A.C.C.I.D. Crew have discovered the secret of power and inner tranquility. By learning to focus one's wi (erectile energy), one can command the vast amounts of power that are contained within each of us. This power can be used to all sorts of ends; the members of F.L.A.C.C.I.D. Crew chiefly use it for the purpose of amusing themselves. One can learn to focus one's wi through the cessation of the behavior that consumes the wi more than any other act: getting a boner.
A quick question for the people of the female persuasion who wish to join F.L.A.C.C.I.D. Crew:
How can you have a flaccid wiener, if you don't have a wiener?
If you can't answer that question, please do not attempt to join. Thank you.
If you see a flaccid wiener, please "contact" it. In this way we can test our powers of concentration. As the great flaccid master, Cockfucius, once said, "When I can touch your wiener and you can stay flaccid, only then will you be ready, young grasshopper."
naked time, root beer keg parties, focusing our wi, gambling (poker, C-lo, roulette, dradel), anything related to male nudity
F.L.A.C.C.I.D. HeadStart: We visit area schools and educate kids in grades K through 5 about the importance of keeping their dingers flacid from an early age.
F.L.A.C.C.I.D. On Wheels: This is our meal delivery program for area shut-ins and elderly people.
F.L.A.C.C.I.D. Fun Runs: Most people would just call this, "goin' streaking."