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Latest Dear DeLaGhetto:#17
FACT:
I only like people who use Firefox
**If you do use Firefox, I am not obligated to like you.
Joke of the Now
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him In and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then "
He sighed................ "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Hate Mail
Message: This is his fucking girlfriend If I ever find out who the fuck you are Imma beat your fucking ass. Dont EVER talk to him again you piece of pussy shit.
Response: Ok lmao
Message: I don't HAVE an Ashley. Unless you meant "Unless you're Ashley . . . " as in Unless you ARE Ashley, which is a whole different story. Too, to, two . . . Road, rode . . . Etc, etc. Don't take it personal. I've written bulletins on the topic of words that sound the same but are spelled differently. Thanks for the friend request. Take care . . . G.S./Bob Response: No.
Message: you look like little richard
Response: You look like my left testicle.
Message: WHATS GOOD JUST SHOWIN YA LOVE HOLLA BACK @ ME AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY MUSIC IM RANKING NUMBER THREE IN THE BAY FOR TOP MYSPACE ARTISTS COMING UP ON THE PACK SO GET @ ME AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THANX P.S THANX 4 THA LUV
Response: You an embarrassment to the human race.
About Me Junk:
Hey guys, I'm a black gurl who loves 2 have fun...if ya know what I mean.
I'm single and looking. I like buff guys, bigger guys, super skinny guys, and some girls. But they gotta know how to scream.
My idles R James, I sorta actually look like him. I've been listing to his musak since a very young age.
I love to Fish, Its one of my passions. I also like hunting. I'm a vegetarian. But that don't mean I'm not strong, I can lift about 50 lb.
I used to cut myself, and be emo because my boyfriend left me for some gurl (Fucking whore). But after being with about 20 other girls, and about 3 years later, he realized I'm better. So he lives in my apartment now. He doesn't work because he wants to watch my house for me, awww thats so sweeet. But we not official, he jus hits that every now and then, know what I mean? But I Am looking for a Boyfriend, if its you, send me a pic k baby.
I Love You Guys
I hope you do realize that the above is a joke...If you don't...Well I don't know what to tell you. Your sir(Or madam, to be politically correct), are an idiot. This is really the alter ego of a 17 year old dude named Josh.
My Funny/Fun Videos:
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*For dumb people who have been asking, no these do not have me in them, and I never said they we're me...They are videos I find funny and amusing. K thanks, idiots.
Read Me
1. I will accept adds from just about anyone.
2. I will delete comments with a 1000 links in it to various sites that whore you. Or if you whore yourself on my comments. Well you can. Just keep it small.
3. I will delete comments with big images.
4. I will delete spam(No, I don't want your tracker or male enhancement pills) and dumb comments
5. I do read most messages and will reply to most. If your message is stupid, I will usually ignore it, Or laugh at you.
6. These rules don't count for people I like.
In Effect 2.06.2007