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johnny sixfingers

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About Me

My name is Adam and I feel like a right tit talking about myself so this will have to do. I am pretty laid back, like to have a good time but also like just sitting by myself relaxing. This bit sucks, if you want to Know about me, Ask and I will reply to your questions. I got bored with the way my whole profile looked and decided to change a few things. As you can see, it all went tits up and i am to much of a computer illitirate dumbass to do things better so it is going to have to stay plain as hell until a computer genius can come and show me how to do things properly. Oh well, what can you do when you live in a shoe. You can also see some pictures i have taken at http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonny_sixfingers/ . i have just opened it so there is not much there at the moment but give me a chance and i will fill it up with crap.
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    Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Adam!All swans in England belong to Adam.Adam was named after Adam the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.Baby swans are called Adam.If Adam was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!Adam can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!If you chew gum while peeling Adam then it will stop you from crying.The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Adam Head.Americans discard enough Adam to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Adam.
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My Interests

BMX and MTB. Music is the most important thing, my CD's and records are my most precious belongings. Tattoos and getting tattoos, it comes in handy being friends with tattooists. If you are in Edinburgh, check out Ian and Matt at Red Hot and Blue. Or if you are in Glasgow, check out the darker sid of ink with Max, he is somewhere that i can't pronounce (kaia or something?). Ash is at RetroRebels in Aberdoom if you are in the vacinity, check it out as the shop is baddass too. If you are in shetland go to Powerslavetattoo (Marvyn), he needs the money, he has kids and a wife to support. Going to gigs when i can is fun. Having a few beers with the guys is fun on the odd occasion and that is about it really. I really enjoy a good cup of tea, piping hot with just a splash of milk for colour too.

I'd like to meet:

well i reckon that i am up for meeting anyone really. The more interesting you are the better i say. And also William Burke's (the body snatcher) skeleton.......... oh wait, me and dirty Phil saw him. Rory

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Music:

I can't really be bothered writing a list of bands/people that i listen too as it would take me forever to write. I listen to punk, rock, metal, rockabilly, psychobilly, Ska, folk, Irish, Scottish, Folk rock/punk, some country, some emo, horror punk, oi, hardcore and pretty much everything in between. The only thing i don't do is disco or dance music.

Movies:

The Cannonball Run movies, the Smokey and the Bandit movies. Pretty much all films with Burt Reynolds and Kris Kristofferson. tank girl, empire records, biodome, pretty much any horrer film, a whole host of other comedy films and a pile of other assorted rubbish. Just ask me if you want to know any more.

Television:

The dukes of hazzard. If i'm watching tv then it is usually the music channels or Extreme. The best tv is usually educational. I quite like comedy, any stand up can be entertaining or the last of the summer wine.

Books:

The only books worth reading! What are they i hear you ask? why they would be The Hardy boys. What those young whipper snappers get up to is enough to make you become a private investigator. All the Micheal Moore books have been good and so have Al Frankens books. all the chopper books by Mark Brandon Read, he is up to 5 with 2 more due by the end of the year. Chopper rules. I find that most books are good, kids don't read enough these days.

Heroes:

Burt Reynolds and the man in black. Mike Ness is a bit of a badass aswell. Me and Phil went and saw Kris Kristofferson, he is awesome.plus convoy is a babass film.

My Blog

"Top quality 'posh wash' showers and more."

Carlos pulled back the hammer on the old colt. A glint twinkled in his eye as he felt it click into place. Carlos lived for this moment. he loved the way the worn out handle felt in his hand, the only...
Posted by johnny sixfingers on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:42:00 PST

"Blue Horses? On a saturday?"

He walked down the quiet srtreet, past the vacant store he had past so many times before. For some reason he stopped and stared in the window, not expecting to see much. It was dark, so very dark. He ...
Posted by johnny sixfingers on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST

That was quick, Whhat happened?

"It's never to early to start Jonesy, Just give it a try. Come on Gibbbie, you give it a whirl too" " It's not exactly my cup of tea Bob, I;m no good at this sort of thing. You know that as well as i ...
Posted by johnny sixfingers on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:05:00 PST

What becomes of the final blackheart

"good grieff, Why would you do that?" said Timothy. "there was just no need to be so frivolous!" "It had to be done, he said it had to be done" replied a rather glum Gerrard as he placed the tokens in...
Posted by johnny sixfingers on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

misfits in september

It's a good day today. just ordered my tickets for the misfits in september!!!! it's a bit early i know but with the misfits it's never to early !!!
Posted by johnny sixfingers on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:56:00 PST

The little, The Great !

" No afore time" said Charlie, " you were meant to come in an hour ago!" "Come on Charle, I was having so much fun. All my friends are still out and everything!" replied Dougie "That may well be, but ...
Posted by johnny sixfingers on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:51:00 PST

road trip.

Yo, just got back from the big smoke. It was alright. went to see the Anti-nowhere league and 4 past midnight. both bands were awesome, well worth watching and listening to. Also went and saw The drop...
Posted by johnny sixfingers on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 08:39:00 PST

So you have a model of the model of the world?

"My name is Charlie. I am the carlight commander!" hollered Charlie. "And i am a tourist!" replied the stranger. "Whatever you are is of no consequence to me. All i want to know is how to get to the n...
Posted by johnny sixfingers on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 01:50:00 PST

It's red hot on yer back

It's a brand new day and Bob could be found pottering in his shed. Charlie was nowhere to be seen so Bob thoght that he would have plenty of time to perfect his wonderful suprise. KABOOM!! "Gosh darn ...
Posted by johnny sixfingers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

All this happened while drinking at Alister's Vintage Bar?

"i'll have the special McCoy" "like hell you will Charlie! You still haven't paid me for the last special you had!" "come on McCoy, that was 10 years ago.We were at school back then.Just let it go." "...
Posted by johnny sixfingers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST