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Atlanta Bound... again, FO'SERIOUS!!!

Life is too short to be ordinary

About Me

Why is G-d illegally downloading music? Am I the only one with a problem with this?
Name: Kelly (big A little C)
Birthdate: 3/6/85
Birthplace: Queens
Current Location: Queens, who would've thunk it!
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: natural? brown
Height: 5'4
Weight: 128
Piercings: yes... i still held on to all of them, approaching 17
Tatoos: 5
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: MARRIED! In my mind!
Overused Phraze: IN MY MIND!
FAVORITES
Food: calamari, shrimp, fish, gouda, cheddar
Candy: anything chocolate
Number: 6
Color: green! KELLY GREEN! (big a little C)
Animal: kitty. I LOVE MY MAMA
Drink: diet coke with lemon. Margarita, hold the tequilla
Alcohol Drink: Margarita... still hold the tequilla
Bagel: buttered
Letter: F
Body Part on Opposite sex: their penis, wait... WHAT?
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke with lemon... i thought we went through that
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Sonic and Arby's. I love road trips!
Strawberry or Watermelon: is that a black joke? of course i'm gonna choose watermelon. I genetically predisposed
Hot tea or Ice tea: iced tea/lemonade from Charles Southern Home Cooking on 155th and Lenox
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate, just like my menz
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate, just like... oh for G-d Sakes
Kiss or Hug: tee hee, to easy
Dog or Cat: catdog!
Rap or Punk: would it hurt to choose neither?
Summer or Winter: winter!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary movie 2, remember the basketball coming down the stairs scene!!! CLASSIC!
Love or Money: i love money. But i'm in theatre, which means lack of money. so lets go with love
YOUR...
Bedtime: My friends would say 9:30, but that's ONLY because i've had a hard day!
Most Missed Memory: Christmas Eve in 6th grade...
Best phyiscal feature: Your just trying to see if i'm into myself, WELL I'M NOT ::ahem:: my elbows ::ahem::
First Thought Waking Up: did I miss family matters?
Goal for this year: to oompany manage something!
Best Friends: Dexandro, Khadija, and Kathy
Weakness: Men who tell lies and cute puppies
Fears: death
Heritage: what am i NOT is the question
Longest relationship: in my mind or in real life? Reggie Bush and I are hitting a year.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: what? urine? HELL NO!
Ever Smoked: what? a tuba? IMPOSSIBLE!
Pot: yes, it was horrible. remember dex! at 3 in the morning going to Gristedes for Mac And cheese, and the people knew something was up. And i tried to cover my "highness" by attempting to speak eloquently and i was like "I-would-like-to-purchase-this-mac-and-cheese-please-on-sale -for-$1.50". SHE HATED US!!!
Ever been Drunk: plenty of times, that's why i don't drink anymore! OMG, picture this, New Years, 2005. Khadija, Jen, and I in my house by ourselves with two bottles of vodka and 1 bottle of champagne. We lost alot of friends that night due to drunken phone calls. IT WAS THE BEST!!!
Ever been beaten up: No. I'm strong like bull. And the fact that we possess guns and i come from an army family doesn't hurt
Ever beaten someone up: In my mind, all the time
Ever Shoplifted: Lol. fake eyelashes. Who hasn't
Ever Skinny Dipped: HAHAHAH accidently, i was tricked i tell you, TRICKED!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: NOT WITH TONGUE!
Been Dumped Lately: He stopped calling out of no where and then started calling back again and i was like "where were you for 5 months?"
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: short
Height: over 5'10
Style: have some
Looks or Personality: personality WAY over looks.
Hot or Cute hot fire
Drugs and Alcohol: neither, gross! do you want our children to look like ameobas??? I think not!
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular. what kind of question is that?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: How about numbers of things i didn't regret in the past!
What country do you want to Visit: Kenya, the men are soooo sexy and dark, YUMMY! i just wished they showered more often
How do you want to Die: Not on a plane, not during... you know, and not in the shower (because the ems guys find you NAKED)
Been to the Mall Lately: i hate the mall thanks to Khadija
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes! as long as i'm inside
Get along with your Parents: most of the time, they're cool to hang out with
Health Freak: not recently
Do you think your Attractive: hot fire!
Believe in Yourself: of course, who else will?
Want to go to College:
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: YES! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY???
Been in Love: ::nods embarassingly::
Do you Sing: in the showa!
Do you want Children: yes, 4
Have your future kids names planned out: YES!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: waiting until marriage, so... whenever Reggie comes around
Hate anyone: YES!
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I'd like to meet:

G-d and Oprah... maybe Ludacris, but I feel I could do better then him- and Miss New York, because she has a fresh mouth and it makes me giggle.
You scored as Joan. Woohu!! You're a Joan!! You have the gift of giving and letting others know that you're there for them no matter what. You stay true to what you believe in and let no guy come in and take that away from you. You go grl!!

Joan


75%

Mya


75%

Lynn


50%

Toni


25%
Which girlfriend are you?(from the hit tv show girlfriends)
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K Kinky
E Excellent
L Luxurious
L Loving
Y Young

D Dignified
E Exquisite
N Neat
I Industrious
S Secretive
E Edgy
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Music:

Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson, Prince, The Killers, Ludacris, Christina Aguilera, Chamillionaire, all American Indian folk peepz, My Chemical Romance, and the Dixie Chicks... but i'm still not sure about that one.

Movies:

HAPPY FEET, THE DEVILS REJECTS, POOTIE TANG

Television:

Not in any particular order after Golden GIrls being the first - Scrubs, Golden Girls, Spongebob, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Family Guy, old episodes of All That, Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Family Matters, This Old HOuse

Books:

Anything by Mitch Albom, The Secret, or anything that has sex and smut in it... i like the smut!
You scored as Faerie. You are a faerie. One of the oldest breeds there is. Your very cute and bubbley, but sometimes it gets you into trouble. You need to know when to get serious, if you don't already. You make friends easily and always want to help, GOOD FOR YOU!

Faerie


100%

Goddess


83%

Shadow Spirit


67%

Sorceress


67%

Dragon


67%

Elf


67%

Wolf


50%

Drow


33%

Vampyre


17%

Zombie


0%
What ancient breed are you?
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"How honest can you be in this survey?" by: montlori
1. Are you a Health Freak? Not anymore... BUT I USED TO BE- and i will be again bitches
2. Have you ever been to college? Yes, best years of my life!
3. Are you a member of the mile high club? LOL, hell no. Way to cramped in there anyway. I can't even adjust myself to peeing.
4. Do you like your neighbors? Why or Why not? I like the neighbors on the right, but the neighbors on the left get on my nerves, THEY KEEP STEALING MY PARKING SPOT!!!
5. Would you kill someone? I watch CSI: Miami and I know what they do to pretty girls like me in jail. So because of those consequences, i'll say no
6. Do you have any piercings? Yep
7. Have you ever been arrested? Close but no cigars. But guys that get arrested are kind of sexy.
8. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? plead the 5th
9. How many times have you had an orgasm in one night? my sister might read this survey now that she has a myspace... 3
10. Have you ever stolen something? EYELASHES! and they got over it! And i forgot about that hair dye... when i used to rock the Dark&Lovely
11. Have you ever been hit on by the same sex? all the time! It must be the short hair
12. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so what is your favorite? Perfume- Anna Sui and Britney Spears, YEA I SAID IT! BRITNEY **** ING SPEARS!!!
13. Tan or Pale? tan
14. Planes or Buses? ships!
15. Diamonds or Gold? i say "no" to Blood Diamonds, but Tahitian Pearls are gorgeous
16. Who did let the dogs out? my Mom
17. Orange Juice or Apple Juice? orange juice
18. Do you play an instrument? i play a little bit of the clarinet. And i must say, guys that play instruments are sexy!
19. Do you shower daily? But of course
20. If you could go anywhere right now where would you go? Disney World!
21. Have you ever made out with just a friend? Of course
22. Would you date someone younger than you? No, that's my one "no no". I'm too immature to maintain a stable relationship, so i need someone much older to baby me
23. Would you date someone older than you? Read Question #22 smart ass
24. Could you live without sex? MY SISTER IS READING THIS!!!... no
25. snakes or rabbits? rabbits are so cute and i just wanna hug them!
26. Have you ever search your own name on google? yes! omg, Google my name! I found out i was a transvestite who got beat up a sadomised in jail.
27. What is your favorite type of movie? Horror and Comedy
28. What is your favorite type of music? Hip Hop, Pop, and R&B
29. Do you own sex toys? i'm a girl, of course I do
30. Have you ever commited suicide? if i commited suicide then i couldn't be writing this now could i.
31. spit or swallow? I refuse to swallow listerine, it burns your throat and you can also die from it.
32. Ever starred in your own film? I completely read that question wrong, i thought it said "have you ever stared at your own phlegm". We just came off that listerine question, so... yea...
33. Do you believe in aliens? I was abducted by an alien in third grade!
34. How do you vent anger? I put up my fists and.... shake them violently
35. What is your favorite word? Poon Tang! Everytime i say it, i giggle.
36. Good or Evil? Good!
37. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? My bed is like Disney world. The happiest place on earth, so i'm gonna go with a "no"
38. Logic or Art? I'm not a conventional "artist", i'd rather stick to more concrete evidence, so let's go with logic.
39. Do animals have souls? Yes! Mama has a soul, it's just of the devil!
40. Do you think you are attractive? I do!
41. Do you like Holidays? Christmas is my favorite!!!
42. What are you wearing right now? a t-shirt and some sweat pants, as always.
43. Have you ever done Porn? I've been asked to do porn a few times, but i refused. i'm a virgin! :)
44. Rough or Sensual? Sensually Rough
45. Do you smoke? hell no! But guys that smoke are sexy
46. Do you believe in Love? I do declare!
47. Do you hate anyone? I don't hate, but I strongly dislike this person because she tried to ruin my life!
48. Last time you saw your mom? this morning
49. Cats or Dogs? Kitties!
50. Do you like seafood? I LOVE SEAFOOD!!! calamari, fish, and shrimp
51. Have you ever met a celebrity? it was an every day occurance at my internship
52. Do you believe animals have souls? didn't u ask that question before??? i said yes... **** ing idiot.
53. Where did you last go on vacation? DISNEY WORLD!!!
54. Lace or Satin? lace... i'm girly
55. Mints or chewing gum? chewing gum, it's sexy!
56. Have you ever danced in Public? of course, all the day
57. Do you believe in Hell? i'm still not sure, i don't wanna go there I know
58. Last speeding ticket? um... ii've been stopped a few times since my last official speeding ticket but that was in 2004
59. Do you like to drive fast? i do declare!
60. Would you concider it fun to have the cops chase you in a pursuit? yes! Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories makes me happy... in pants ;)
61. Would you pretend to be someone's bf/gf? I have, but i didn't really find him attractive
62. Do you like to Kiss? Kisses are sweet
63. Are you a good Kisser? tee hee, i don't know ::giggles:: my lips are the size of mack trucks which makes it hard to find a good fit.
64. What is your favorite color? yellow, green, and pink!
65. Are you tired of this survey? I am... but Golden Girls is coming on in 27 minutes and i need a filler.
66. Who was your last dream of? David Hasselhoff. I don't know, he was getting whipped by some Brits because of extortion or something like that.
67. Who are some of your favorite performers? Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson, Prince, Musiq, Jill Scott, India.Arie, and My Chemical Romance
68. Are you Happy right now with your life? I am, as long as i'm with my parents... i'm safe and happy!
69. What is your favorite position? Secretary of State I guess...
70. Are you tired of doing this survey? I still have like 25 minutes to kill until GG.... Take this survey!
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Heroes:

JESUS! i'm soooooo going to heaven! and of course... Janet, New York and this drag queen named Kelly.. width="425" height="350" ....