rabies.
a live human being.
dead kennedys, boston, cake, sublime, gang starr, keller williams, dropkick murphys, denis leary (the asshole song), long beach dub allstars, rage against the machine, between the buried and me, propaghandi, less than jake, mc chris, victor wooten, dave matthews band, blink 182, white zombie, screeching weasel, nin, barefoot manner, earth crisis, corporate avenger, cky, fiona apple, fear factory, bela fleck and the flecktones, allman bros, tool, govt mule, bob marley, minor threat, avail, hank williams sr, rolling stones, BEASTIE BOYS, soulfly, rancid, alice in chains, lamb of god, random whistling noises, marilyn manson(specifically just 'Portrait of an American Family'),that cute noise your mom makes when she's...you know, and too many others to remember
the brain that wouldn't die, fight club, the pianist, magnolia, snatch, memento, saw, house of 1000 corpses, sin city, spun, gummo, a night in paris, winnie the pooh, fear and loathing in las vegas, blow, don't be a menace, vanilla sky, the matrix, teenage mutant ninja turtles I, bongwater, shortcircuit II, freddy got fingered, pcu, the dead hate the living, breakfast of champions, 12 monkeys, backdoor sluts 9, don't tell mom the babysitters dead, ONE DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN(best fucking movie ever, rent it and kidnap everyone you know, drug them, and surgically remove their eyelids so they watch the whole thing; keep a spray bottle of eyedrops handy, cause otherwise their eyes will dry out and bleed), bowling for columbine, pauly shore is a goddamn genius(kidding..........am i?), most of adam sandler's and jim carrey's movies, all kinds of randomness, quills, kids, elephant....and a lot more...
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catcher in the rye, brave new world, the complete works of chuck palahniuk, the godfather, angels and demons, rosemary's baby, most of dean koontz and micheal crichton's pieces, the devils notebook, websters dictionary, our dumb century, please kill me, stephen king novels, THE ENTIRE PUBLISHED WORKS OF KURT VONNEGUT, satan speaks!, hardcore zen, anything i've ever read by christopher moore