About Me
When I happened upon her, Sarah worked underappreciated in an office, as Svengali to her Trilby, I christened thee, 'Lil Sarah Fury', a highly de-sexualized offspring of the late pop idol Billy Fury, as in, 'the sound of fury', having no prior (musical) experience to speak of, it was decided, by me, that she 'front' the organization. J.F. Beveridge, a source of great irritation and onetime war hero, would retain his role as electric bassist. Gooch, in constant state of agitato, possessing knowledge of both visual and aural, was put on retainer and Comfort, a nice guy,who'll know when to keep his mouth shut, drafted in to keep the beat. An embarrassment of riches would follow w/ songs like, 'butt uglyest one in the band', 'ever been so bored you wanna kill yourself', 'primevil love' and 'sis boom bah', most were created in a 2 week span, any more time would've diminshed the purity and sanctity of my efforts. The Root Beer Barrel juggernaut contains that mostly of hard rock music. Rules were established, and adhered to by said contingent, as I've given them an entry level position on the the 4th greatest rock outfit in the world, any outside distraction from this would call for and result therefore in immediate dismissal...R.Caesar
