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Ali

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About Me

Hello my name is Ali and I'm quite a nice girl really. I've got a bit of a wonky face and the nail on one of my index fingers grows a bit wonky too. Although, to compensate for that, I can bend my thumbs backwards, further than anyone else I know. It tends to freak people out a bit, which is what I live for. I also used to be able to do cartwheels but am too scared now - I promise to try again when I have a big field to play in (one birthday present I've wanted for years, but no one has ever got me, is a field - please someone, they're not THAT expensive)!I remember the first three people I ever fancied. The first was Rick Astley, the second was Aladdin and the third was George Michael (I watched my Wham! video and I distinctly remember riding around the garden on my tricycle thinking "wow he's hot"). I've got good taste.I could talk for longer but I'm not going to because I want to go and have a shower. Night night.

My Interests

It's a piece of cereal... that looks like ET!! What would you do if you found it in YOUR bowl?My favourite, most loveliest thing in the world ever (and so nutritious).....Oh yes!

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented the electric jacket (like electric blanket, but not) so I can bash his face in. I wanted to invent it first, the bastard

Music:

Mew, and anyone else who manages to tickle my ears in that same way. I would make a whole list of bands but there are simply too many to mention and I just can't bring myself to spend that long making a list just to try and impress people!

Television:

Grumpy Old Men!

Books:

That naughty (children's) one of Dannii's about the human body

Heroes:

Mum and Beetlejuice. Oh and Jeremy Clarkson, he's ace.